On this board nobody really knows.
I Know!!.....Im in command of a AB-330, "Cactus" 7something or other? all these numbers are running together, why cant they just be little numbers. like back in phoenix.....those were the days. clear skys, no fog or snow....what is up with this all nite flying?? Im used to being in bed by 12midnite, now I have 6hrs to go... cant go to the bathroom on a 8 hr flt. I dont trust these guys...They might do something. I have to watch them like a hawk....
Thats me, the Lone Eagle, just like the dreams I had as a boy back in the 90's. (1990's, Im only 30 yrs old, thanks to Mr. Nick I got relative seniority.....) Im going it alone, owe dont tell the FAA. they want harmony and cohesion in the cockpit, safety and all that other stuff. But im the lone eagle... Off to europe, across the pond.....I heard my captains talk about that when I flew with them. They scabed for< ( I mean flew for) quite a few different airlines, before they conived a job with "Cactus".
But like them Ill stand tall, except I have to pee and I cant leave the cockpit....I dont trust these guys, and the flt. attendants wont come up for me....there "Busy".....
When I get to europe Im gonna see all the sites, (after I pee!!)...
Why cant I understand the controllers...They keep calling us "Cock-Toos" .....The f/o and iro ignore them. why must I answer.....(Ive got to pee!!!)
Finally when were in europe Ive got a nice 24hr layover....The f/o and iro are doing something......The flt attendants are bussy.....Ill have fun on my own.......Lone eagle (has to pee!!)
Just one question? Why did the nice guy in the crew room advise me to take my Flt Bag home with me??
PS: Do you know where I can find a restroom, all I see are signs for waterclosets...what is a water closet?? Iv got to PEE!!!!!!!