The only people we asked to be stapled were furloughed pilots.
You know what? There for a second I was feeling a little bad about calling you painfully ignorant, then you go and prove me correct.
Again, directly from the Nicolau Opinion and Award:
"After the
reinsertion of those on extended medical leaves and those in nonflying
positions, this would put 2431 US Airways pilots on the bottom of
the list, 959 of whom were active pilots as of May 19, 2005 with the
remaining 1472 furloughees."