I'm making a copy of this to keep in my wallet to show EVERYONE I work with and spread the good news. And I'm e-mailing it to friends across the system. I WANT A DESCENT CONTRACT!!!!!!!!!!
I don't usually point out mistakes in posts, but the irony in this one was just too rich.
I assume you meant to say "I want a DECENT contract."
A "descent" contract would seem to be what you have - one that goes down. Your contracts have been in descent mode for decades.
Seriously, though, don't set the bar so low. You don't need a decent contract, you need a superior contract.