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TWU negotiations.........what?
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TWU informer
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Best thing might be to go to the playground, get the merry-go-round spinning at about 5 r.p.m. Before you begin setup a large wall mirror, and be sure you have your head shaved clean.
During the first 5 rotations, juice some wheat grass into shot glasses. Down a shot of juice 1st rotation, measure PH on 2nd rotation, look at and admire sunset on 3rd rotation, meditate using yoga all during 4th rotation, and then every 5th rotation in your mind or out load, call someone a name and make fun of them.....Repeat 4 times
At some point take your shirt off and each time you go by look at yourself in the mirror and admire your body and your intelligence.
At next meditation rotation, think deeply about how nobody else measures up to you and how superior you really are to everyone else. Think about how useless and ignorant it would be to be a humble man and how meek that would make you appear to yourself and others. Think about how only your views and your opinions matter and that everyone else should just shut up and follow your direction.
Then begin to rub your bald head and rub your stomach at the same time being very careful to rotate in clockwise direction. Think deeply about how proud you are that you walk the planet superior to all other peeps, think about how you might next throw a verbal spear towards others and how good that makes you feel inside. Think about how great it feels to piss yourself and on your recliner because your football team just scored a touchdown to go ahead in the game. Never allow yourself to acknowledge that you are going to die just like others you have known in the past, remember you are superior and death, illness, and disease can not touch you or anyone close to you. Close your eyes after the sunsets and begin to think about how bad the TWU sucks, and that anyone that thinks different than you must be a TWU supporting stooge.
Lie down in the middle of the merry-go-round looking up at the stars and give thanks that your trip to the playground will surely get some of the 1000's of AMP Cards needed signed before any begin to expire at the 1 year mark of this attempt to get rid of the TWU. Give thanks that you have alienated those that might have signed, might have stepped up to be organizers, and take solice in the fact that without them you remain in complete control and your superiority will reign.
Warning: If you find yourself at anytime feeling aroused sexually while admiring yourself, rubbing your bald head, or thinking about how you have ran off potential supporters and help, then immediately stop the merry-go-round, bury yourself in some beer for 45 minutes and then try again. If this doesn't work then go home log into USAviation, and from your keyboard quickly locate the first person that you have disagreement with and begin the name calling, and childish behavior that will surely cause then to run and cower in fear. After a few of these exchanges return to the merry-go-round and try again, Only this time befoire you begin look into the mirror first and admire yourself while replaying in your mind those postings you left at USAviation that will straighten all the fools out. Then begin rotations again.
Always remember, you are always right, and you are the best there has ever been or will ever be.
Note: No link, Author Unkown
During the first 5 rotations, juice some wheat grass into shot glasses. Down a shot of juice 1st rotation, measure PH on 2nd rotation, look at and admire sunset on 3rd rotation, meditate using yoga all during 4th rotation, and then every 5th rotation in your mind or out load, call someone a name and make fun of them.....Repeat 4 times
At some point take your shirt off and each time you go by look at yourself in the mirror and admire your body and your intelligence.
At next meditation rotation, think deeply about how nobody else measures up to you and how superior you really are to everyone else. Think about how useless and ignorant it would be to be a humble man and how meek that would make you appear to yourself and others. Think about how only your views and your opinions matter and that everyone else should just shut up and follow your direction. Then begin to rub your bald head and rub your stomach at the same time being very careful to rotate in clockwise direction.
Think deeply about how proud you are that you walk the planet superior to all other peeps, think about how you might next throw a verbal spear towards others and how good that makes you feel inside. Think about how great it feels to piss yourself and on your recliner because your football team just scored a touchdown to go ahead in the game. Never allow yourself to acknowledge that you are going to die just like others you have known in the past, remember you are superior and death, illness, and disease can not touch you or anyone close to you. Close your eyes after the sunsets and begin to think about how bad the TWU sucks, and that anyone that thinks different than you must be a TWU supporting stooge. Lie down in the middle of the merry-go-round looking up at the stars and give thanks that your trip to the playground will surely get some of the 1000's of AMP Cards needed signed before any begin to expire at the 1 year mark of this attempt to get rid of the TWU. Give thanks that you have alienated those that might have signed, might have stepped up to be organizers, and take solice in the fact that without them you remain in complete control and your superiority will reign.
Warning: If you find yourself at anytime feeling aroused sexually while admiring yourself, rubbing your bald head, or thinking about how you have ran off potential supporters and help, then immediately stop the merry-go-round, bury yourself in some beer for 45 minutes and then try again.
If this doesn't work then go home log into USAviation, and from your keyboard quickly locate the first person that you have disagreement with and begin the name calling, and childish behavior that will surely cause then to run and cower in fear. After a few of these exchanges return to the merry-go-round and try again, Only this time befoire you begin look into the mirror first and admire yourself while replaying in your mind those postings you left at USAviation that will straighten all the fools out. Then begin rotations again. Always remember, you are always right, and you are the best there has ever been or will ever be.
Note: No link, Author Unkown
High Speed Steel
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Best thing might be to go to the playground, get the merry-go-round spinning at about 5 r.p.m. Before you begin setup a large wall mirror, and be sure you have your head shaved clean.
During the first 5 rotations, juice some wheat grass into shot glasses. Down a shot of juice 1st rotation, measure PH on 2nd rotation, look at and admire sunset on 3rd rotation, meditate using yoga all during 4th rotation, and then every 5th rotation in your mind or out load, call someone a name and make fun of them.....Repeat 4 times
At some point take your shirt off and each time you go by look at yourself in the mirror and admire your body and your intelligence.
Then begin to rub your bald head and rub your stomach at the same time being very careful to rotate in clockwise direction.
Lie down in the middle of the merry-go-round looking up at the stars and give thanks that your trip to the playground will surely get some of the 1000's of AMP Cards needed signed before any begin to expire at the 1 year mark of this attempt to get rid of the TWU. Give thanks that you have alienated those that might have signed, might have stepped up to be organizers, and take solice in the fact that without them you remain in complete control and your superiority will reign.
Warning: If you find yourself at anytime feeling aroused sexually while admiring yourself, rubbing your bald head, or thinking about how you have ran off potential supporters and help, then immediately stop the merry-go-round, bury yourself in some beer for 45 minutes and then try again.
Always remember, you are always right, and you are the best there has ever been or will ever be.
Note: No link, Author Unkown
Oh, Those pesky images in a mirror...."AMP NOW"
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odie01
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I knew you were the "Bald Guy on the merry-go-round" , Speedy.
Hey, while your here, is their any kind of neopotism rule for twu international?
It looks like Joe Gordon's daughter is in on the take for a cool 160k, also Robin and Tim Gillespie (Secretary and Staff rep.), made a combined 173K. Is it that easy to get your family members into the twu/Amway pyramid scheme?
TWU informer
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Won't respond to the nonsensical post. Good luck to you and your wife in recovery.
Funny how you can clearly see the disgust when I demonstrate your method of communication and debate, but when you and Odie do it on a daily basis you are blind. :unsure:
Confirmation that you have zero humility. Try looking in the mirror and apply the same standards you demand of others to yourself. Enjoy a shot of juiced wheatgrass, it will not be detected on random urine testing, yet you will feel great.
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No, it wasn't disgust Informer, the rambling post was just nonsense on a already pegged idiocy scale. What I posted on "The Waffle Boy" years was factual, and demonstrates some of the reasons why you were ineffective an organizer. I'm sure it was not to your liking, but sometimes that's just life.
Like I said, good luck on your wife's recovery and I wish you the best with yours. Take care.
I'll agree some postings are getting out of hand but to say Dave was not an effective organizer is way off. I'm still in awe of the way that Dave and others were a constant thorn in the flesh of the compAAny/union on a daily basis, sacrificing copious amounts of time
and money for our profession. He paid his dues and I respect him no less for his descision to vote yes on the T/A. I also believe he respects the will of the majority to reject it.
High Speed Steel
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Brilliant odie :huh: , In the "What the deal AMP thread" you, and pitbull, argue to be just like the pilots in negotiations and went as far as to copy parts of the APA Constitution to create the AMP Constitution. Then you offer a video that directly slams your model for success....LOL...
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High Speed Steel
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Lame excuse for ignorance...LOL
Maybe the viewers will choose to watch the video muted, with no audio, and practice lip reading.....
odie01
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Hey, while your here, is their any kind of neopotism rule for twu international?
It looks like Joe Gordon's daughter is in on the take for a cool 160k, also Robin and Tim Gillespie (Secretary and Staff rep.), made a combined 173K. Is it that easy to get your family members into the twu/Amway pyramid scheme?
You never answered this the other night.
Also,
Speedy, your use of those little smiley faces at the end of all your sentences really irritates me. At this time I am extending my right hand at the computer screen, palm up, and raising my middle finger. A salute to you !
It looks like Joe Gordon's daughter is in on the take for a cool 160k, also Robin and Tim Gillespie (Secretary and Staff rep.), made a combined 173K. Is it that easy to get your family members into the twu/Amway pyramid scheme?
You never answered this the other night.
Also,
Speedy, your use of those little smiley faces at the end of all your sentences really irritates me. At this time I am extending my right hand at the computer screen, palm up, and raising my middle finger. A salute to you !
