2014 Pilot Discussion

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snapthis said:
It's not worth the gamble. Just sayin. I'll leave it at that.
Take that advice. From the guy who said the Nic was final and binding. 2007
Just sayin, I'll leave it at that....
Streble is an idiot, but he loves to hammer delinquents.
 
Claxon said:
Top ten famous quotes of an america west pilot..
 
Number 10.   At 3:30 in to the video a america west pilot states
"we will never join your union."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N66EvBBj5tQ
 
...And at 1:30 in: "You know why I hate you guys!?...I hate all of you'se." Nonetheless, my lasting favorites must remain: "Final and binding! It's OVER, get used to it!",  "You won't even get 200 cards!...Send the cards, I DARE you!", "T-minus" countdown clocks for always-impending doom, and of course; "This is Sparta!" ;)
 
CactusPilot1 said:
How are you going to fire me when there is no USAPA? USAPA will not be representing me or anybody else by the time you get around to section 29. You must be smoking dope if you think USAPA has a chance in hell in being the bargaining rep for American. Not a chance. Give it up.
 
Well, since "you'se" likely are equipped with at least one "Integrity Matters", collectable T-shirt; I'd think it axiomatic that your principles should be not only "fashionably" displayed, but actually demonstrated at every opportunity. I'll admit to some disappointment with your "army" when, after so much vocal braggadocio was initially presented as to how the west would "never join", and certainly "never" pay dues...well, better late than never to discover a spine, I suppose, so all that can now be suggested is to abide by your newly-evolved vertebrae, conscience and "principles". ;)
 
Number 8 famous quote of an america west pilot, also call it an omen. 
 
To a group of west pilots at a phx crew meeting a few years ago;
 
"If you guys ever want to fly a wide body aircraft you might as well apply to China Air right now because that is they only way you will be able to do that."
 
brett butler
america west 757 captain (paid the same as a america west airbus captain until apa mou).
 
Famous quotes of an america west pilot number 7. captain aux with fork tongue with different generations of pilots. He claims to respect older pilots, in practice he calls them angry f/o's.
 
Hypocrite auxier, america west pilot.
 
 
""MORE SPIRIT This photo represents what Oshkosh is all about: two generations of pilots, coming together to share a common love for aviation.""

I track down and meet up with Cap’n John R. Sr., retired off the B747 for TWA. Back in the day, I taught John’s son through his Instrument rating. I always respected John Sr. and enjoyed hearing his war stories!

CAPTION CONTEST!
We had a little fun with the photo above on Cap’n Aux Facebook Page and Twitter, by having an informal Caption Contest.​
Here’s a sampling:
—”Have you seen my 747? I swear I parked it around here somewhere.”
—My plane has 2 stories and 3 ex wives ….. And you ?
—”So… What did YOU get on your private pilot written?”
—”I like your hat.” “I like yours too.”
—”Is this the line for free coffee?”
—”I always wanted to be a pilot for a big airline.”
—“So, is the check-in in that building over there?” “No … the check-in is here. With me. You don’t fly until *I* say you fly!”
—”Are you the co-pilot?”
—”You seriously think you can fly a P-51 at your age?”
 . . . And my personal favorite, from @LothropLothrop (of FlyMainBlog):​
—”Cap’n who? No, I’m sorry son, I haven’t read your book.”
I’d send him a signed copy of There I Wuz! . . . but he’s already read
 
Hypothetical auxier quote in the above photo.
 
"We saved the east USAairways pilots, then we saved your former TWA pilots working for American."
 
Claxon said:
Famous quotes of an america west pilot number 7. captain aux with fork tongue with different generations of pilots. He claims to respect older pilots, in practice he calls them angry f/o's.
 
Hypocrite auxier, america west pilot.
 


 

CAPTION CONTEST!​

—”Cap’n who? No, I’m sorry son, I haven’t read your book.”
 
 
That last works for me, and I'd very much appreciate never receiving any "signed copy of There I Wuz!"
 
While the hands-on-hips bit and hat's truly impressive, perhaps the boy should first finish another book: "War" Stories from "cap'n aux":
 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YT8H9smpK3U&list=PL5DCDEE4D2ADA2659
 
USAirways is unaffected by high fuel costs. Fleet is powered by Cap'n' Aux Bullshi&
Eric Auxier IS Gods co pilot....

The Concorde was retired after 30 years of service. Even so, it failed to attain the level of awesomeness of Cap'n Aux.

Your wife thinks of Cap'n Aux when she has sex with you. Deal with it....

Cap'n Aux saved America West from another round of bankruptcy by flexing in front of a mirror.

Cap'n' Aux climbs with no vias , and descends without constraints.
 
 
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capn aux quote contest entry from me.
 
"Your old and your TWA company went bankrupt twice, bow at the feet of a pilot that saved you."
 
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