Umm...would "you'se" care to note for us any scenario wherein "spartan" lawyers, or any such pathetic ilk, ever successfully negated "terrorism", or, unlike Israel's brilliant and heroic raid into Entebbe, freed any hostages? Sigh!...Kindly consider the perhaps-ever-increasingly/obviously-futile suggestion for "you'se" to actually GROW UP!
"It's self-evident words fail you." It's more evident that words are all "you'se" have to offer up in life. One can only imagine the eventual memorial stone: "Here lies a mighty, self-styled "spartan" and (hopefully), much-loved, village idiot, who brought laughter to many." 😉
As nycbusdriver, rather kindly in my estimation suggested...just go play with "you'se" imaginary little friends and pretend yourself a "hero". The rest of us will necessarily be left to our proper laughter. 🙂