Light Years
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- Aug 27, 2002
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As a former Express AND Mainline FA I can remember all the comments passengers of all varieties had on our shiny new regional jets when they saw it was "Express"
"Oh, its a puddle jumper..."
"this thing gonna fly?haa ha ha"
"Who makes this plane, Hasbro?"
"Do we even need you, this one should be self serve."
"Deltas got a real plane. You guys ever gunna get real planes?'
"whats the movie, hahaha"
"Those pilots old enough to shave?"
"I havent flown on one of these things for YEARS" (Really? this was an RJ in the late 90s...)
"This one get shrunk in the wash?"
"I'll have the lobster, ha ha ha ha... is first class upstairs, hee hee"
"Oh honey its a commuter I told you you should have peed. We probably wont even get a drink."
"Express? Its a commuter, I dont like those Express planes. I got sick once going to Tortola, remember hon?"
Then they'd happily connect onto the 30 year old DC9. People associate Express with uncomfortable, loud, cramped turboprops. Always will.
Maybe they could come up with a less pokey name- US Airways Metro? US Airlink?
I still think, as a product, the EMB family is a mainline product. I dont understand marketing the experience of a Beech1900 and the experience of a dual-class, stand up cabin, jetway accessible, 2 FAs etc EMB with 70+ seats as both "Express"
"Oh, its a puddle jumper..."
"this thing gonna fly?haa ha ha"
"Who makes this plane, Hasbro?"
"Do we even need you, this one should be self serve."
"Deltas got a real plane. You guys ever gunna get real planes?'
"whats the movie, hahaha"
"Those pilots old enough to shave?"
"I havent flown on one of these things for YEARS" (Really? this was an RJ in the late 90s...)
"This one get shrunk in the wash?"
"I'll have the lobster, ha ha ha ha... is first class upstairs, hee hee"
"Oh honey its a commuter I told you you should have peed. We probably wont even get a drink."
"Express? Its a commuter, I dont like those Express planes. I got sick once going to Tortola, remember hon?"
Then they'd happily connect onto the 30 year old DC9. People associate Express with uncomfortable, loud, cramped turboprops. Always will.
Maybe they could come up with a less pokey name- US Airways Metro? US Airlink?
I still think, as a product, the EMB family is a mainline product. I dont understand marketing the experience of a Beech1900 and the experience of a dual-class, stand up cabin, jetway accessible, 2 FAs etc EMB with 70+ seats as both "Express"