USCREW
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I am going to die laughing. OMG!!!! OOOHHHHH..hee hee hee!Let there be light.
I just worked with a former "EAST" F/A - Many topics
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Sthrnboy
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To the person that wanted to know about extensions on the jumpseat. NO.... BIG NO/NO.... :down:
Big Mams and Papas are to loose weight...
h34r: /But never can you use an extension... BIG NO/NO... 
Big Gals from the east do this? Are they talking about International Gals/Guys?
Big Mams and Papas are to loose weight...
h34r: /But never can you use an extension... BIG NO/NO... Big Gals from the east do this? Are they talking about International Gals/Guys?
USCREW
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You're serious aren't you.
nyprincess
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That's what I was thinking....but yeah I guess he IS.
USCREW
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Alright then. Sally, Junior, VJ, turn over all of your extensions. We'll have to start using the escape ropes.
Sthrnboy
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Yes... I"M DEAD serious... If you can't fit in your jumpseat on re/qualification... Its time to loose weight... I know you have as well as I have... Been stuck on a Jumpseat with a overly OBEASE person... I'm not talking about the ones with medical problems.... (thryroid or other wize.) But the ones to have medical problems because they eat too much and exercise too little... Such as taking stairs instead of the elevator etc....
We all need to watch our heath...
USCREW
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VJ, we need a couple more license plates here!
N965VJ
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How do the customers feel about his?
USCREW
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His what?
nyprincess
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will you take your bags up a flight of stairs after a day of working when you have an elevator right next to you?...I think NOT! The rule is...if you can't fit through the overwing exit....ya really need to do something. I think your really looking into the post.Yes... I"M DEAD serious... If you can't fit in your jumpseat on re/qualification... Its time to loose weight... I know you have as well as I have... Been stuck on a Jumpseat with a overly OBEASE person... I'm not talking about the ones with medical problems.... (thryroid or other wize.) But the ones to have medical problems because they eat too much and exercise too little... Such as taking stairs instead of the elevator etc....
N965VJ
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Teh customers.
Sthrnboy
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h34r: NY Queen... Yes... ACtually I do take the steps... in hotels/airports/bus terminals... in DCA when I travel there... YEs... it helps my weight. Keeps my girlish figure... 
US1YFARE
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Told you. And, have you ever known a Westie to be other than DEAD SERIOUS. There is no joking permitted...see the Manual at pages 24, 56 (footnotes 3 and 35), 104, 199, 245, 643, 654, 1921, 2313, and appendices A, R, LL, XXX, and YYY.
At East, I have worked with a few who actually use seatbelt extentions on the jumpseat. I always try to sit down first, just so I can claim hve of the saet. If not, I only get one of my cheeks on the seat. I'm a 6'1", 225 lbs guy and these ladies make me look small.
US1YFARE
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yes, but u r mussulerrr (and money)
tell them the crack between the seats is not where they line up the crack of their hiney...i had a hefty seatbelt extension using fa last week...it is no wonder she is as heavy as she is...she sat on the jumpseat half the flight listening to her walkman with her eyes closed and mouthing the words and moving her head...it was quite a sight...she told fc pax to go in the back and see if they have any pillows or snacks.
