I just worked with a former "EAST" F/A - Many topics

[N965VJ]

I wonder what training is like these days.

 

[USCREW]

When you're done with re-qualification; let us know. We will be most interested in door ops.

 

[IMisstheAladdinTrays]

When you're done with re-qualification; let us know. Will be most interested in door ops.

Yeah...only takes four days now.

 

[USCREW]

Yeah...only takes four days now.

Quite the efficient operation since they only have THREE types of a/c. What is done on the fourth day?

 

[IMisstheAladdinTrays]

Quite the efficient operation since they only have THREE types of a/c. What is done on the fourth day?

Serve Kool-aid and sing the company song! Comapany Songs...chapter 55 of the IOM (FAEM).

 

[USCREW]

It was out of his mouth, on video, at the F/A meeting on July 18th. He also said it in previous meetings.

He also said , under the topic of "integration"; "If the negotiations don't work, then the company would LEGALLY impose the east contract. He hopes that that would not happen, but that will be the fall-back position."

 

[USCREW]

Get ready to serve the full mini all you "Westies".

Serious Question- Would implementation of the East Contract have any effect on procedures like the "Door Aeorobics" and other such measures?

Since we're all old and fat on the east coast, there will be no aerobics of any kind. We move slowly, and deliberately. We will, however, make sure that Junior gets you all the minis you want!

 

[USCREW]

You're to kind

I don't get paid the BIG BUCKS for nuthin'!!

 

[azfyer]

"Wasn’t that a movie? The East Witches of Pittsburgh?"

And YOU had the STARRING role Miss VJ

 

[N965VJ]

When you're done with re-qualification; let us know. We will be most interested in door ops.

They want me to come in for Targeted Training, whatever that is.

Sounds like one of those one-on-one deals so I’m not around any of the new people.

"Wasn’t that a movie? The East Witches of Pittsburgh?"

And YOU had the STARRING role Miss VJ

Actually, I’ve often fancied myself in The 3-D Monkeys From Monroeville.

They went down to Sewickley.

 

[US1YFARE]

Since we're all old and fat on the east coast, there will be no aerobics of any kind.

From what I hear, you can't use a seatbelt extension on the jumpseat in recurrent on west...is that true?

 

[USCREW]

From what I hear, you can't use a seatbelt extension on the jumpseat in recurrent on west...is that true?

No, you need a rear-facing five-point harness safety device with a hanging mobile, and teething ring.

 

[US1YFARE]

with a hanging mobile

I have a hanging mobile!

 

[USCREW]

Sounds like one of those one-on-one deals so I’m not around any of the new people.

Like the guy in the July 18th town hall?
Uhh, should I state my first name? My last name? Uhh, my first and last name? Uhh, I was just wondering if we could fly internationally from JFK...because Air France does it you know.

I have a hanging mobile!

And I'll bet you have a nice teething ring too!

 

[US1YFARE]

And I'll bet you have a nice teething ring too!

i don't have teeth, remember, I had to fly on the west side a few weeks ago and they don't allow cOstomers on board with teeth.