I just worked with a former "EAST" F/A - Many topics

[N965VJ]

No, you need a rear-facing five-point harness safety device with a hanging mobile, and teething ring.

They had that in #77.

Go fast, turn left.

NASCAR.

Like the guy in the July 18th town hall?
Uhh, should I state my first name? My last name? Uhh, my first and last name? Uhh, I was just wondering if we could fly internationally from JFK...because Air France does it you know.
And I'll bet you have a nice teething ring too!

He was looking for some Concorde goodies.

 

[USCREW]

i don't have teeth, remember, I had to fly on the west side a few weeks ago and they don't allow cOstomers on board with teeth.

That's okay since there isn't anything to eat anyway. Not much to drink either. You don't get transportation when you go to Chuck-E-Cheese's do you?

 

[N965VJ]

<SNIP> You don't get transportation when you go to Chuck-E-Cheese's do you?

I hear there’s a pretty good song and dance routine there, though.

How are the exits marked?

 

[USCREW]

I hear there’s a pretty good song and dance routine there, though.

How are the exits marked?

Low-level emergency lights will be illuminated. Crawl to nearest exit, get into kneeling position, cross arms, and yell loudly!

 

[N965VJ]

Low-level emergency lights will be illuminated. Crawl to nearest exit, get into kneeling position, cross arms, and yell loudly!

There is no way I am going to get near that floor.

Where’s the Red Z?

Leave me a trail of Red Z.

 

[USCREW]

We used it all up on that cacky tray-table.

 

[N965VJ]

We used it all up on that cacky tray-table.

Oh no.

You used that word.

 

[USCREW]

Oh no.

You used that word.

I know you love it when I talk like that!

 

[nyprincess]

I know you love it when I talk like that!

AZFlyer really set himself up didn't he! Doesn't he know any better to check sepelling before you psot? OOps...there I go...must be the west getting ot me!

 

[N965VJ]

I know you love it when I talk like that!

The word that shall unleash the Horseman of the Apocalypse.

 

[USCREW]

AZFlyer really set himself up didn't he! Doesn't he know any better to check sepelling before you psot? OOps...there I go...must be the west getting ot me!

Can't wait to fly with Astro-Zippy!

What's funny is that it was obviously not a typo.

 

[N965VJ]

The word that shall unleash the Horseman of the Apocalypse.

I will be in my Y2K Bunker.

Plenty of water and ammo.

 

[USCREW]

I will be in my Y2K Bunker.

Plenty of water and ammo.

Good thing you have 30 days off then since crew sked might have trouble reaching you.

 

[N965VJ]

Let there be light.

 

[nyprincess]

Let there be light.

I want that!!