Anyone care to speculate on the NMB's lack of action the past two months? Two seperate bargaining units declaring impasse and requesting to be released; yet no action to date to release or schedule future negotiations by the NMB. What's up with that?
Ummmm… how about a Letterman top ten?
10) The sequester has cut the mediator’s hours- so he now works part-time in PHX …
9) The mediator is enjoying an all expenses paid vacation in STT courtesy of the company…
8) The mediator is consulting with Freedom prior to rendering a decision… consequently, the talks became so convoluted and unintelligible the mediator began drinking heavily…
7) They are waiting until 2016 to see if Rand Paul is elected President-- Since there will be no unions at that time due to the NRTA-- it won’t matter…
6) The mediator read some of Nelson’s posts… so he now believes the whole process is fixed, and he is now awaiting an internal coup d'état…
5) The mediator is waiting for the IAM Survey results, and the IAM is awaiting his decision before initiating the Survey, so the whole process is in a revolving stalemate…
4) The mediator is pissed about the hours that were cut due to the sequester, and is now attempting to organize his own department with a Union so they can have scope language…
3) The mediator is attempting to sell all of his Airline investments in his 401k prior to rendering his decision…
2) The mediator is awaiting the outcome of what happens with the whole Syria thing…
and the number one reason nothing has happend is...
The mediator was reassigned to the NSA, and is now meticulously combing through all of our private emails to see what “we” think about the impasse…