(referee shirt on)
It's game time....
PFTWEEEEEEEEET!
<crackle..crackle..pop pop pop> (sounds of static)
"GOOD EVENING AND WELOCOME TO AIRLINE TALK SLAP DOWN"
"TODAY MATCH WILL BE A GOOD ONE! TALK IS CHEAP BUT AIRLINES AIN'T!! TONIGHTS EXCHANGE WILL BE TO HOPEFULLY GET THROUGH THE MECHANICAL PERSPECTIVE OF WHAT IT WILL TAKE TO HAVE A SUCCESSFUL AIRLINE MERGER"
(cue hottie in bikini to walk around ring...... on the top-pair in front are the letters AA. Neatly positioned on her ample back side are the letters LCC)
(in the background crowds are going wild, the 300 seat arena is standing room only.. Mostly LCC employees waving the same articles from yahoo airline news, some wearing LCC gear, and a larger rather unruly bunch in the back chanting
"ziggy zoggy ziggy zoggy OY OY OY".. One looks like Doug Par.....)
<camera moves to the brightly lit press booth, with two suited commentators>
"Good evening folks, tonight's fight should be a good one. <camera breaks to the guy on the right> "Thats right Bob, tonight will be a long over due match.. A match that has crippled a process. A process if mergers and integrations".
<camera breaks left>
"You are right Tom. We've been bombarded in the airline sector with media reports of American Airlines drop into Bankruptcy four months ago. The media has gone wild with reports of USAirways grabbing AA and heading to the end zone".
<laughter>
"Well, no Bob, this isn't football"!
<more laughter>
"It really isn't that simple"
<more laughter>
"So what is tonight all about then Tom?"
"I'll tell you Bob,.. There has been a brewing of discontent out there in the airways.. A long time industry giant, AA has fallen into bankruptcy. Its age, and failure to evolve in a dynamic industry has taken its toll. A toll so great that the old airline has been forced to take the route a lot of others in the industry have already traveled."
"Right Tom. AA is in tight spot"
"Not only that Bob, there is an airline out there trying to grab the keys to the AA car if you know what I mean"
<laughter>
"Ok Tom, before we go ring side, lets have a look at the competitiors"
"Great"!
<camera pans out over the hangar floor, then zooms in on the close left corner>
"Do you see that Tom?"
"I sure do Bob.. Its BoeingBoy, looking relaxed, lean and slightly tanned"
" Retirement looks good on him, don't you think Bob"?
< BoeingBoy, sitting on his stool leaning back aginst the ropes, arms resting comfortably up and over the top ropes... He nods and winks at the camera>
<camera slowly pans to the opposite corner>
"And what is that Bob?"
"I guess tonight's match is a tag team match Tom"
<laughter>
"Well Bob, from here it looks like we have etops1, usa1, wings 396, and USA320Pilot fighting over the stool over there!"
<laughter>
"Ok Tom,
so what is tonight really, really all about?"
"Bob, tonight is all about logistics and numbers. One camp says, all they need to do is come up with the money. A blind eye has been turned on anything else. EVERYTHING else. The belief is that only "labor has to be on board"
"Whooooa Bob, Isn't that how we got into the housing crisis with sub-prime debt, mortgages that will never get paid off, and the like??"
"Well yes Tom, it is. Looking past the down payment, the supporting details are elusive. While in one corner, the details are evident and hashed out.. In the other, well..."
<break to the center of the ring>
<A microphone drops down from the ceiling, LL cool J's "momma said knock you out" is playing in the back ground, and announce steps up and directs the scantily clad woman from the ring>
"Folks, I'd like to read you the following"
The other day BoeingBoy said the following:
The problem Doug will have is financing. Since US stock is worth relatively little compared to what it was worth in the DL attempt, most of the offer will have to come from debt or equity financing. Buying a $24 billion or so a year company, even when it's in bankruptcy, won't be cheap. Throw in the extra cost in just employee expenses that an AA/US merger would result in for the US employees - AA is proposing that it's pilots will make more on the A320/321/737-8/9 than anything east operates including the 330. The end result - a US/AA merged company will have many of the same problems that AA had going into bankruptcy. So Doug is going to have a little problem convincing the unsecured creditors that 1 ) his plan will be more successful than a stand-alone AA and 2 ) give them a bigger return than anything that AA can come up with. And it's at that point that Doug runs into the problem of what US adds to AA, not what AA adds to US.
Jim
"To that statement, etops1, without supporting theory..Theory that is inevitably coupled with a merger. Thinking beyond "connecting the dots"..
Doug will get all the financing he needs . The problem Doug will probably face is convincing AA employees that this deal is good for them .
"What we have is a disagreement as to the obstacles of a union between the two"
"Gentlemen, lets have a fair fight"
Ding.