Very sad commentary. F/A's need what, maybe a high school education and a week or so to figure out how to not blow a slide? Reading this board, it seems like you then want to be the equal of pilots and in charge of pilot compensation decisions, because 'I've been 'flying' 30 years longer than the captain.' I think 'flying' has more than one definition here. In too many cases, an f/a does not have 50 years experience, they have, sadly, 1 yrs experience 50 times. What exactly qualifies you to comment on pilot matters anyway? How about you worry more about doing your job, as AA's ratings consistently show that those stats would greatly improve if Coke machines were installed on board instead.