Rules For The Ramp..Title Edited

[JoeDirt]

50. The terms "short stack" and "short stacked" have nothing to do with a breakfast order at IHOP nor your well blessed co-worker. They are the act of using only the amount of bin needed to load all the cargo for your flight. If you don't need to go all the way to the bulkhead then don't. It will make everyones job easier.

 

[orioleman]

Joe,
I really think # 50. our training department should put that in there new hire program . .

it saves backs / Knees / and definetly shoulders from being injured.

 

[JoeDirt]

51. Be aware that certain clothing items do not go well with our equiptment.

Example: Scarfs and beltloaders do not mix well.

 

[The Bagfather]

52. Take advantage of all your benefits including the "Verbal Slander Benefit".
Remember we get 10/day. And don't waste them all on managment. Save
a few for your dumba$$ed lazy f***head idiot loser ramper buddies. The
person you are slandering does not need to be present.

 

[The Bagfather]

Soo True...Soo Sadd...There was a rumor about me on the DCA ramp once a time ago...couldn't stop it but it was fun to embellish the rumor and spread it the way I wanted to...poor shmucks didn't realize there was only one of my kind around

This post is making me nervous : h34r:

 

[YVINTERN]

This post is making me nervous : h34r:

Why?

 

[sharktooth]

This post is making me nervous : h34r:

Excuses:

Eye problem. Can't see coming to work

Get a vet. "Designated individual" is sick as a dog. <This one works every time>

 

[Hadenough]

53. Wearing a "Ramp Rat" uniform is not meant to be a fashion statement. The top part of your pants is called a "waist band" for a reason.

..................................................IT BELONGS AROUND YOUR WAIST!!!!!!!

 

[JoeDirt]

54. When its raining there is no way to look good when you are dressed like the Gorton's fisherman.

 

[Kev3188]

55. ...And if for some reason you get caught without your rain gear, being able to drive a belt loader while standing up can be an invaluable skill....

 

[orioleman]

Rule number 56

When standing at the end of the beltloader. Don't forget your not in your living room . NO picking your Nose .. NO picking your crotch

and NO picking your Arse.. You would be amazed at how many people do this thinking NO one is watching only to have some

5 year old with his face to the window laughing at you . .........

 

[dexter]

Rule number 57

Wear armor, Hatchet Suzi is a comin' !

 

[JoeDirt]

58. Life is short.
Break the rules, forgive quickly, kiss slowly, love truly, laugh uncontrollably, and never regret anything that made you smile.
Author unknown.

 

[Hadenough]

59. Wearing rain gear and having gas are a bad combination. The only exit point is around your neck and that can never be good. The hood does nothing but funnel it towards your face.

 

[JoeDirt]

60. Learn your city codes. There is no better way to signify the fact that you are a rookie than to pull up to the flight going to ALB and asking "Is this the flight to Alabama?" This has actually happened.