From a Loyal Lars Listener...
Bob: Did you hear about the Obama scandal?
Jim: "You mean about the setting up of Seal Team 6?"
Bob: "No, the other one.
Jim: You mean the Mexican Fast & Furious gun-running?
Bob: "No, the other one.
Jim: The State Department lying about Benghazi?
Bob: No, the other one.
Jim: The IRS targeting conservatives?
Bob: No, the other one.
Jim: The DOJ spying on the press?
Bob: No, the other one.
Jim: Sebelius shaking down health insurance executives?
Bob: No, the other one.
Jim: The NSA monitoring our phone calls, e-mails and everything else?
Bob: No, the other one
Jim: The State Department (new) interfering with an I.G. investigation on sexual misconduct?
Bob: No, the other one.
Jim: HHS employees (also new) being given insider information on Medicare Advantage?
Bob: No, the other one.
Jim: Clinton, the IRS, Clapper and Holder all lying to Congress?
Bob: No, the other one.
Jim: I give up! Oh wait, I think I got it -- you mean the 65 million low-information voters who stuck us again with the most corrupt administration in American history?
Bob: THAT'S THE ONE!