Dear Flight Crew

[Hey.. Chill Out]

Haha! Gloria, wrong on all counts. I am only with this company for a part time gig while I finish my education. Unlike you, I'm going to contribute something to society very soon.

What's the matter ladies? You can dish it out and snarl but you can't take it!

Remember, what goes around comes around.

But I do apologize for the AIDS comment, US1.

 

[InternationalShannon]

Wow, look how a happy thread I posted covered in sugar quickly rotted away and got twisted around and spat back out as a pile of stinky poo....

I really didn't mean to do that.

True story.

 

[Hey.. Chill Out]

Can I send you an e-hug? Of course I can!

James E. hug haha!!

 

[diamondcutter]

Why? did they finally find a cure for AIDS and crotch-rot?


SNAP

Chill OUT...thanx for the BL*W J*B the other nite.

 

[Gloria Holtz]

Haha! Gloria, wrong on all counts. I am only with this company for a part time gig while I finish my education.

Well hurry up and get beauty school over with already. Five years is way too long. I finished my Associate of Arts from Western International University in three years! And listen hun, Betty, Debbie, and I can definitely take it - just not from you - eww!! Now can you hurry up and list me for the jumpseat so I can go grab a skim latte and commute home to Mr. Holtz?

By the way, does mommy know you're down in the basement playing on the AOL with grownups?

 

[flightattend21]

Well hurry up and get beauty school over with already. Five years is way too long. I finished my Associate of Arts from Western International University in three years! And listen hun, Betty, Debbie, and I can definitely take it - just not from you - eww!! Now can you hurry up and list me for the jumpseat so I can go grab a skim latte and commute home to Mr. Holtz?

By the way, does mommy know you're down in the basement playing on the AOL with grownups?

She is just a gate agent? what in the world are you??? It took you 3 years for an Associate??? LOL that is a 2 year degree darling. NOW if you want to brag what you should have said is it took you 3 years for a Bachelor's degree... oh wait that was me I did it in 3 years. For anyone else who thinks they are better ..what an ego

 

[prechilill]

She is just a gate agent? what in the world are you??? It took you 3 years for an Associate??? LOL that is a 2 year degree darling. NOW if you want to brag what you should have said is it took you 3 years for a Bachelor's degree... oh wait that was me I did it in 3 years. For anyone else who thinks they are better ..what an ego

This thread is awesome- hands down the best one in a long while.

 

[Gloria Holtz]

She is just a gate agent? what in the world are you??? It took you 3 years for an Associate??? LOL that is a 2 year degree darling. NOW if you want to brag what you should have said is it took you 3 years for a Bachelor's degree... oh wait that was me I did it in 3 years. For anyone else who thinks they are better ..what an ego

Yes it took me three years! I was at home nursing a broken ankle suffered during turbulence on 782 PIT-FRA in 1997 (I was off for five years). I had just married Mr. Holtz. He bought me a laptop, signed me up for an AOL and insisted that I take classes at Western International University (the same university as the VP of Flight Attendants - Sherry Shambles). I didn't have the option of a Four-in-Three degree from Robert Morris/DeVry like you. Did you earn your degree while you were on reserve while I held 782 PIT-FRA or were you still JUST a gate agent at PHL dreaming of the day you could be a flight attendant? At least we all did better than Hey..Chill Out who is taking 5 years to finish beauty school while living in the basement with mommy.

Since you became a F/A (and we're glad you did!), based on that agent's argument - you have AIDS or crotch rot. So which side are you on?

Now be a dear and look for my trips on EBT because I need the rest of December off to plan Carol Love-Dickens retirement party and the PIT Farewell Black-Tie Soiree.

Gloria Cummins-Holtz
PIT 1970-2007
PHL Here I Come!

 

[US1YFARE]

Angela just called and told me that Carol's retirement party is filling up fast. I think we only have a dozen or so tickets left. She is going to be tickled by how many people want to honor her 40 years with USAir. She really is the A of all A's. Gloria, do you think it will be ok to bring that MAD pilot?

 

[Hey.. Chill Out]

Yes it took me three years! I was at home nursing a broken ankle suffered during turbulence on 782 PIT-FRA in 1997 (I was off for five years).

Are you sure you didn't hit your head in that turbulence?

Now can you hurry up and list me for the jumpseat so I can go grab a skim latte and commute home to Mr. Holtz?

Make sure you don't get any dairy in that coffee, I don't want you farting in my face while you're serving the first class meal to the people on the other side of the aisle. (I've heard you get terrible gas)

OH and also, you may want to call in and check on Mr. Holtz and make sure he hasn't hanged himself yet and posted it on myspace with that new laptop.

Now be a dear and look for my trips on EBT because I need the rest of December off to plan Carol Love-Dickens retirement party and the PIT Farewell Black-Tie Soiree.

Might wanna check the PBT's yourself too while the police scoop up the remains.

As far as my identity, I swear to god, you are mistaken me for another person, but I'm not gonna tell you who I am because I know it's getting right under your skin. Plus you have some explaining to do now to this person you apparently dislike! :mf_boff:

She's gonna go into work tomorrow and blind-side this poor girl, start a cat-fight, and get fired. HAHAHAHA! Now NONE of this should/would happen if you dropped that attitude of yours. :wacko:

 

[Hey.. Chill Out]

Chill OUT...thanx for the BL*W J*B the other nite.

So you admit to bricking in another guys mouth? Nice one fella.

 

[YVINTERN]

Good catch Chill Out...that's disgusting diamondcutter...maybe we need to send you back to CLT as a RSV!

 

[Hey.. Chill Out]

Not before a check-up though and a series of shots.

Tell me, YV... How's the free clinic there in CLT? We need to make our boy here an appt.


Well at least after he's had his shots he can fly to Hawaii now since they are a Hepatitas free state and he's been vaccinated.... Or was it rabies free state? :unsure:

In fact, it's best you don't go there at all diamond, they have enough fruit already.

 

[YVINTERN]

Not before a check-up though and a series of shots.

Tell me, YV... How's the free clinic there in CLT? We need to make our boy here an appt.


Well at least after he's had his shots he can fly to Hawaii now since they are a Hepatitas free state and he's been vaccinated.... Or was it rabies free state? :unsure:

In fact, it's best you don't go there at all diamond, they have enough fruit already.

I wouldn't recommend a transpacific trip for Diamondcutter here...He's liable to go fruity after spearing all these pineapples up where the sun doesn't shine...and the free clinic in CLT is well...nit really free guvmint helpings

 

[Hey.. Chill Out]

liable to go fruity after spearing all these pineapples up where the sun doesn't shine

WH*RE OFF!

W*ORE OFF!!