Dear Flight Crew

[Hey.. Chill Out]

Yes, I Di-id!

 

[InternationalShannon]

oh my goodniss...no you di'int

Oh nuh-uh!!! I think the did!!

 

[Gloria Holtz]

Kissing FA's get you nothing but a trip to the clinic.

That is nothing you have to ever worry about dear.

 

[Hawkhunter]

I had to fly home on one of those Airbus EMB190s that Express is flying these days and the gal gave me such a hard time about my bags.
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Dont quite know your aircraft yet do you? The EMB190 is on mainline and is not an Airbus. The EMB 170 is on Express.

 

[Gloria Holtz]

Dont quite know your aircraft yet do you? The EMB190 is on mainline and is not an Airbus. The EMB 170 is on Express.

Hi Hawkhunter. I have been around for 37 years and been on many different airplanes. I have such fond memories of the BAC and the Convairs!! The only one I care about now is the 767. My Mon/Tue/Wed/Thu Zurich line this month had a Thu/Fri/Sat Madrid thrown in (I guess because of the double overnights in ZRH). I am not sure what plane I commuted home on last night because I usually don't know the Saturday schedule. I usually take Southwestern back and forth to PIT. PHL was such a mess yesterday (reminds me why they should not have closed the best hub ever - PIT). But I know it was one of those mini-Airbus with two seats on each side with the Express gals. I am pretty sure I heard them call it an Embracer 190.

 

[flightattend21]

the paperwork is needed because of special meals, wheelchairs connecting flights. I always take care of the non-revs. Can't do that if you don't have paperwork. We are all under pressure by the company to leave on time. unfortunately we are so busy infighting that we are not seeing the whole picture. We are all employees. I always make time for agents, rampers, cleaners. Do I understand the pressure you are under? Yes I was a gate/ticket agent in PHL international. the pressure is horrible. The pilots can be jerks. I had one pilot call a ramper a really nasty name as the guy was doing his job. I told him off then told all the other f/a if you all can do it better go out there. Yes I am a f/a now and I am always correcting people when they make smart remarks. We are not all like that. I don’t feel it will get better because look at we are working for....

 

[YVINTERN]

the paperwork is needed because of special meals, wheelchairs connecting flights. I always take care of the non-revs. Can't do that if you don't have paperwork. We are all under pressure by the company to leave on time. unfortunately we are so busy infighting that we are not seeing the whole picture. We are all employees. I always make time for agents, rampers, cleaners. Do I understand the pressure you are under? Yes I was a gate/ticket agent in PHL international. the pressure is horrible. The pilots can be jerks. I had one pilot call a ramper a really nasty name as the guy was doing his job. I told him off then told all the other f/a if you all can do it better go out there. Yes I am a f/a now and I am always correcting people when they make smart remarks. We are not all like that. I don’t feel it will get better because look at we are working for....

That's nice to know you take care of the non-revs

GATE AGENTS!!!! Get this stewardess some paperwork!! I need to be pampered!

 

[InternationalShannon]

That's nice to know you take care of the non-revs

GATE AGENTS!!!! Get this stewardess some paperwork!! I need to be pampered!

you're the freaking biggest most fickle kissbutt on the board. I got some paperwork for you, righhhttt hereeeeeeeeeeee......


Where the frick is my coffee, INTERN?

 

[YVINTERN]

Uhmm Yes Ma'am let me go and get that CDL and slip some laxatives in it so the Deutschland can watch you squirm

 

[Hey.. Chill Out]

That is nothing you have to ever worry about dear.

Why? did they finally find a cure for AIDS and crotch-rot?


SNAP

 

[YVINTERN]

Why? did they finally find a cure for AIDS and crotch-rot?


SNAP

ooooo...

B U R N!

 

[InternationalShannon]

ooooo...

B U R N!

THIS IS NOT A DRILL!! I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL!! DUCK AND COVER!!! DUCK AND COVER!!!

GLORIA IS GONNA JACK YOU UP!!!!

Does anyone have any popcorn?

 

[Gloria Holtz]

Why? did they finally find a cure for AIDS and crotch-rot?


SNAP

No wonder you're JUST an agent. Anyways, even you're mama says you so ugly no one will sleep with you - so I don't think you ever have to fear a social disease. Even Debbie or Betty wouldn't sleep with you. And, bother way, Debbie HAS discovered Summer's Eve.

 

[US1YFARE]

Why? did they finally find a cure for AIDS and crotch-rot?


SNAP

Oh, that is hysterical. I guess you haven't had any afflicted friends or family members. Go crawl in a hole where you belong. You are a cretin you pathetic excuse for a human.

 

[N965VJ]

I’m scared of Gate Agents.

I still have a scar from getting whacked with a PACER keyboard.