sharktooth
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Ooo Yeah...Shall I spank that USCREW?
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Ooo Yeah...Shall I spank that USCREW?
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Don't you know it is a never ending High School around here??Am I the only one that finds this hysterical? I mean how long have we been flying? AA, UA, DL, SW, NW, ect are all flying around without too much of an issue yet here we sit. "Hello Flight Attendants, this is an airplane! This is how the carry-on goes. This is how you close a door. This how you make an announcement. This is how you move a passenger. What next? This is how you pluck your stray nose hair out? Please stop treating us as baboons. We know what the heck we are doing you don't give us the support to do it!
Lets play devils advocate for a few. Can anyone see anything non insulting or positive in this directive? Or shall we say, crack of the whip? :huh:
I’ll go downstairs for a beer and think about this for a while…Lets play devils advocate for a few. Can anyone see anything non insulting or positive in this directive? Or shall we say, crack of the whip? :huh:
Dang! You beat me to it! So where is our friend 'AZfyer'<---spelled correctly: Who did he morph into...guesses?You spelled it wrong.
Why not preboard Non Rev Employees and let then assist with baggadge and overheads and directing people to their seats? We can also help out with the Switching of seats for the PAX I do this all the time as a non rev.
Is there a cut off time that pax have to be at the gate? Say like 15 minutes prior or it's too bad for you?
If this is what they want, they have to stop sending people down 7 mins prior with 2 or more large bags.
There needs to be a time when the door of the jet way closes and that is it.
The final 10 minutes could then be used to wrap things up.
I find it funny that the gate agents stand at the door with paper work in hand as they follow the last passenger down the jet way. Now, at this point they are pushing you to shut the door. But wait!!! You just brought someone down with bags and they need to stow them.....so how in the heLL am I goiing to close the door?
This can be done, but it has to start from the top (agents)!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1) Monitor bags better: Just because it has wheels, doesn't make it a carry-on. Have you seen the size of some "personal" items? One should be
checked as it won't fit under the seat.
2) Learn the aircraft you are boarding: Stop putting children in the exit rows and/or carseats in front of or behind the exit row!!!
3) Stop making flight attendants reseat split families: The customers tell you of this situation and you tell them to let the flight attendant know..NO! that should be your responsibility!
How do you expect all this on the aircraft and have to door closed??????
And the kicker is the agents write up the flight attendants!!!! Unbelievable!!!!!