US1YFARE
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Ohhhhhhh, Misssssssss, *rattle* *rattle*, can I have another before we push back? Thanks honey. By the way, I'm staying at the La Quinta tonight, it has a great bar
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Ohhhhhhh, Misssssssss, *rattle* *rattle*, can I have another before we push back? Thanks honey. By the way, I'm staying at the La Quinta tonight, it has a great bar
IMisstheAladdinTrays
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it's what gets me out of bed everyday!
USCREW
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Where's that half-a-mini? Oh, nevermind, He's staying at La Quinta...make it a quarter-mini.Ohhhhhhh, Misssssssss, *rattle* *rattle*, can I have another before we push back? Thanks honey. By the way, I'm staying at the La Quinta tonight, it has a great bar
Coming!!!!
Ohh, I MUST MUST find my manual! I feel so incompetent. Should at least glance over it once.
IMisstheAladdinTrays
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you mean you don't know it cover to cover by heart? It's the new way! Less mini's and more manual from here on out!
USCREW
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Do you think Mr.ChairmanGod will notice if I just put a tiny bit all the way around the rim? He looks like trouble. I have to keep him in line. No more drunks!
Now I'm really excited. It'll be just like "In Living Color"!
IMisstheAladdinTrays
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Thats right. Gotta show these awful customers who's boss! By the way if that doesn't work I have my Visine right here.
US1YFARE
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Ohhhhhh Misssss.....this drink tastes funny...the Chairman's Desk is on the phone and they want to talk to you about mixing my drinks! They also have a pop quiz on the manual!
More like Shirley Q Liquor
More like Shirley Q Liquor
USCREW
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OMG ALADDIN HELP ME. I need to borrow your manual ASAP! Mine is in the shop. And stand RIGHT here while I take this call from Tempura. I know you're smart, you're a brunette...and MR. C, I'll get you a double, on the double , the old east way, just the way you've always liked it.
IMisstheAladdinTrays
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Hey Biddy, NASA is on the Airfone...something about some tiles or something...oh wait they said wrong number. You know we were just talking about all those NASA studies the other day in recurrent. They sure know a lot about cabin safety. To bad their in the space business full time. Well I'll tell you one thing I sure feel better now that we are allowed to talk to ourselves outloud! Been doing it for years but now it's okay. They told us in Recurrent that it was an FAR. So it's real important to talk it through...you know since our jobs are compared to Rocket Science so much.
USCREW
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The important thing is ...do they have any cool space snacks for the basket? I can only eat eight short breads at once. Sure would be nice...
IMisstheAladdinTrays
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Well no...but we do get to talk to ourselves! I have some Chex mix in my tote. We also learned the new four and a half minute review...they said it must be done every time we sit down for take off or landing. They do have a little flip chart, to carry so you do not have to know it by heart. I think we should do it together for landing.
USCREW
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Wow, so much school for an ancient one, I just dunno. Maybe AZJetDude can help us. Doesn't AZ stand for Astro-Zippy? We need cool space names. I feel so eastcoast.
IMisstheAladdinTrays
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well i'll sure try hard! I think I'll go the the air and space museum tomm. study up a bit. Just call me Sally Ride...wasn't she an astronaut?
