nycbusdriver
Veteran
How "noble in reason". What you're actually demanding is the ability to contemptuously usurp as much as 17 worked years of other people's lives...and all purely for your own selfish gains. You're cordially invited to layer on as many more tons of pure and unadulterated BS as you can manage, although topping the levels already demonstrated for the past six years would truly represent an Herculean endeavor.
Actually, the Fifth Labor of Hercules...without the rivers!