AMFA & NW resume talks after 360 day strike

pto you aint got an clue as to how a union works. The day you find out how the unions work, is the day I win the biggest lotto in pa history! As far as Hackman, he is a true union and you, well I wont even go there. I cant even imagine you missing woking the line. Princess is correct, a major problem is gonna develop, and you will be in the court room wondering what will happen next.
 
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HA HA HA! YOU LOSER!

Only someone who is a fraud and a pathological liar would feel compelled to explain himself in such a way. No wonder you're a SCAB. Your self esteem must be down around your ankles. :;

Q&A Parody with General PTO: An interview by Soldier of Misfortune Magazine (hereafter SoMM)

SoMM: Welcome Sir:
PTO: Where am I?
SoMM: Where did you serve during military service?
PTO: BREAK OUT THE AMMO!
SoMM: How many medals have you been awarded Sir?
PTO 2,941
SoMM: Uh...OK. Let's move on.
PTO I've killed a lot of Commies.
SoMM: What about children?
PTO They can be a hard target but most rewarding.
SoMM: You are evidently proud of your medals.
PTO: Kill a Commie for Mommie.
SoMM: Very good Sir! What was that noise?
PTO: INCOMMING!!! RUN, RUN, RUN!!!
SoMM: I believe that is quite enough Sir. This interview
over.


Qs for you folks:

Was this parody too far "off the mark" so to speak? I subjected PTO to this parody rather than CSARSCAB.

Why do you think the aforementioned individual must always reference military experience?

Would you want CSARSCAB to inspect an airplane scheduled for your flight?

What would make someone selfish enough to cross a picket line hence placing his/herself in the midst of a labor dispute?

Coming this week...A CSARSCAB PARODY and like PTO it will be somewhat objectionable. LOL
 
Qs for you folks:

Was this parody too far "off the mark" so to speak? I subjected PTO to this parody rather than CSARSCAB.

Why do you think the aforementioned individual must always reference military experience?

Would you want CSARSCAB to inspect an airplane scheduled for your flight?

What would make someone selfish enough to cross a picket line hence placing his/herself in the midst of a labor dispute?

Coming this week...A CSARSCAB PARODY and like PTO it will be somewhat objectionable. LOL

A 1. No
A 2. Because of his extremely giant ego...or was that his IQ? :huh:
A 3. No
A 4. Because of his extremely high IQ...or was that his ego? :huh:
Bring on the parody Necro
 
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A 1. No
A 2. Because of his extremely giant ego...or was that his IQ? :huh:
A 3. No
A 4. Because of his extremely high IQ...or was that his ego? :huh:
Bring on the parody Necro

I wish to offer the following parody.

SCABS Gone Wild

Addendum: In the SCAB vernacular "toiletflush" is one word rather than two words as suggested by Webster.

On a misty morning somewhere between New York and Oregon one A&P and one Inspector Omnipotent about to redefine aircraft maintainence.

A&P PTO has been assigned to an aircraft that has a rear lav out of service. Being an experienced professional, PTO filled two five gallon buckets with lav fluid and proceeded to his assignment. PTO filled the lav tank and toilet bowl to the top with lav fluid. PTO then called Inspector Omnipotent CSARSCAB for final inspection. Inspector Omnipotent CSARSCAB arrived and decided to give the rear lav a trial run. CSARSCAB dropped his pants, sat down and relieved himself. CSARSCAB then flushed while remaining seated. CSARSCAB then exited the lav and told PTO "That lav works great and I especially enjoyed the anal power douche that I experienced while flushing. PTO said "You need a good cleaning so turn around." Ispector Omnipotent CSARSCAB turned and offered PTO his backside and said "THAT POWER DOUCHE REMINDS ME OF THE TIME THAT I SAT ON A HAND GRENADE." PTO then used a wire brush and mineral spirits to clean the backside of Inspector Omnipotent CSARSCAB.

Ten minutes later: PTO went to lunch and Inspector Omnipotent CSARSCAB went home to change clothes.

Both survived to SCAB another day.
 
I wish to offer the following parody.

SCABS Gone Wild

Addendum: In the SCAB vernacular "toiletflush" is one word rather than two words as suggested by Webster.

On a misty morning somewhere between New York and Oregon one A&P and one Inspector Omnipotent about to redefine aircraft maintainence.

:lol: :lol: :up:
 
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I wish to offer the following parody.

SCABS Gone Wild

Addendum: In the SCAB vernacular "toiletflush" is one word rather than two words as suggested by Webster.

On a misty morning somewhere between New York and Oregon one A&P and one Inspector Omnipotent about to redefine aircraft maintainence.

A&P PTO has been assigned to an aircraft that has a rear lav out of service. Being an experienced professional, PTO filled two five gallon buckets with lav fluid and proceeded to his assignment. PTO filled the lav tank and toilet bowl to the top with lav fluid. PTO then called Inspector Omnipotent CSARSCAB for final inspection. Inspector Omnipotent CSARSCAB arrived and decided to give the rear lav a trial run. CSARSCAB dropped his pants, sat down and relieved himself. CSARSCAB then flushed while remaining seated. CSARSCAB then exited the lav and told PTO "That lav works great and I especially enjoyed the anal power douche that I experienced while flushing. PTO said "You need a good cleaning so turn around." Ispector Omnipotent CSARSCAB turned and offered PTO his backside and said "THAT POWER DOUCHE REMINDS ME OF THE TIME THAT I SAT ON A HAND GRENADE." PTO then used a wire brush and mineral spirits to clean the backside of Inspector Omnipotent CSARSCAB.

Ten minutes later: PTO went to lunch and Inspector Omnipotent CSARSCAB went home to change clothes.

Both survived to SCAB another day.

Mr. Smith was correct insomuch as to say that I didn't mention the obligatory stop in the galley for pretzels and a Dr. Pepper. :)
 
What, specifically, do you admire the most...the caltrips in the road, or the use of violence?...or both?....and you people wonder why unionism ranks in the BOTTOM 10 percent of trusted and prestigious institutions in this country....dont you realise that this very post merely re-inforces a VERY innaccurate stereotype of the REAL decent honorable working men and women, who HAPPEN to be union? As for the rest of you on this board, your silence is deafening....just as the muslims in this country remain silent towards the more bloodthirsty of their members, so also do you remain silent towards those here who condone acts of violence. Do you now have the testicular fortitude to openly condemn those responsible for such acts, or do you agree with them, but are too cowardly to support such lawlessness publically?
I say, lets do a roll call...Local, condemn or approve acts of violence by strikers? hackman..condemn or approve?
miss kiddy..condemn or approve? Kev..condemn or approve? The rest of you..condemn or approve of acts of violence and vandalism committed by unionists in the cours of a labor dispute? Failure to answer this challenge directly, or attempting to re-direct the issue by childish insults and hate-speach merely shows the world your TRUE cowardice.
All hail the dumb jarhead with only a high school education
"WHAT THE HELL DOES HE KNOW"

:down: Why scabcar, did you not spend your life inflicting violence on others in your beloved corp? Is that not what your beloved shrub is doing in iraq right now? We all know white collar crime is different than blue. They use lawyers, judges and corrupt politicians to do their dirty work, oh and bumb asses like yourself. Look back at labor history before you run out of your many orifices. Use that 140 iq for something other than dribble. Yeah your a real A TEAMER!
Just as a point of intrest; Csar spent his time as a Marine saving lives. Further more, knowing this man personally I would caution you before you go challanging him on his knowledge of history, for if you do, you will only come out looking like the ignorant individual that you are.
 

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