PIEDMONT784
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TOP TEN REASONS TIM CAN'T POST THE LAST OFFER
1) The dog ate it along with his homework...
2) It is in the National Enquirer's Catch and Kill Vault...
3) Pelosi blocked it's release in the House of Representatives...
4) It was on a thumb drive, and the Russians hacked it...
5) He attempted to send it to Al for publishing, and it simply came back to his address...
6) It was inadvertently dropped into the laundry basket where it soon decomposed...
7) The bank teller dude put a dye pack in the bag with it -- it's now orange and illegible...
8) It was accidentally sent back to the 90's in a time machine, where it will be published in the next issue of "The Big Picture"...
9) It was confiscated by evil IAM union thugs, that make way too much money...
10) The whole thing was a bluff, and he really never had it to begin with.
1) The dog ate it along with his homework...
2) It is in the National Enquirer's Catch and Kill Vault...
3) Pelosi blocked it's release in the House of Representatives...
4) It was on a thumb drive, and the Russians hacked it...
5) He attempted to send it to Al for publishing, and it simply came back to his address...
6) It was inadvertently dropped into the laundry basket where it soon decomposed...
7) The bank teller dude put a dye pack in the bag with it -- it's now orange and illegible...
8) It was accidentally sent back to the 90's in a time machine, where it will be published in the next issue of "The Big Picture"...
9) It was confiscated by evil IAM union thugs, that make way too much money...
10) The whole thing was a bluff, and he really never had it to begin with.
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