Let me tell you what a pretzel pusher does. A pretzel pusher gets on the aircraft 45 minuted before pushback (pushback being the time said pretzel pusher starts being paid) to make sure all safety equipment is present and functioning,
1. So do the pilots, what's your point? Looking for sympathy? You knew/know how the system works.
that the aircraft is clean and presentable for our passengers,
2. Only the Express carriers FA's do this - the ML have cleaning crews to clean the cabin lest they chip their nails and go out on disability for a few months
and that the cabin crew is properly briefed.
3. Gotta make sure we're all in agreement on who should be voted out of "American Idol" and be sure that you're all bitchin about the same things prior to flight.
A pretzel pusher then boards passengers onto the aircraft,
4. Last time I checked, the gate agents board the a/c and the FA's usually stand around yappin to each other.
looking at each and every one of them trying to guess if they might be a threat to passengers, crew, or company property.
5. Did a great job on 9-11. ( with the utmost of respect for the people who died that day)
A pretzel pusher tries tactfully to remove a 400 pound passenger from the emergency exit row. A pretzel pusher tries to reseat passengers when there are duplicate, and sometimes triplicate seat assignment (with FAA minimum crew, it is illegal for a pretzel pusher to go down the jetway to get the gate agent to deal with the problem).
6. Yeah for the most part you call the gate agent to handle the situation and then backstab the agent while they are trying to rectify the situation.
A pretzel pusher tries to assure passengers that their bags will make it to their destinations and that the aircraft is safe (even though staffing for baggage handlers and mechanics has been reduced just like inflight).
7. So you admit that lying and deciet is a part of your job (unless you are lying again) And you are right, now that U has reduced the mechs and bag handlers there just not enough people to do the work considering that 3/4 of these people can be found watching tv in the break room instead of out on the ramp. Before the reductions there were say, 20 people on duty, 15 watching tv and 5 working, now U has 10 people ding the same job as before but now you have 8 people watching tv and 2 doing their job.
A pretzel pusher, while continuing to be unpaid, "helps" 80-year-old female passengers get 60 pound overstuffed bags into the overhead bin.
8. Well at least U offers this as a weight training program, it'll build you some muscles, relieve some stress and allow you to live longer so that you can #### and moan that U works you too hard. I notice that on many flights the overhead bins are stuffed with non-reving FA's bags that are almost always filled with what looks like 90% of their wardrobe.
A pretzel pusher continues to be unpaid when the aircraft sits on a gate hold for an extra 45 minutes, yet smiles all the while and deals with angry passengers.
9. Wake up and join the real world, every industry deals with the same and for the most part they deal with alot more crap on a daily basis than the average FA will ever face in their careers.
Finally, after pushback, a pretzel pusher checks on each and every passenger, making sure their seatbelts are fastened, seatbacks are up, and bags are stowed.
10. Funny, that pimply skinned teenager did the same for me and my family the last time I went on the roller coasters at Wally World and Disney World - I wonder if they went throught the same "extensive" training in belt buckle 101 that you must have.
Then, the pretzel pushers take their jumpseats and mentaly review every possible sitiation which might go wrong on takeoff, where the nearest extits are, what commands might need to be shouted, and how to get 140 people out safely.
11. Just scream at them the same way you scream at your boyfriends (males and females) If you can't figure out that the nearest exit is right next to your damn jumpseat you have bigger issues to deal with and should not be on a flight. Believe me if people need to get out of an a/c in a hurry they will most assuredly climb out of the cracks in the hull like they usually do in accidents
The pretzel pushers get out of their jumpseats on initial climb to close bins that popped open on takeoff.
12. Well if you had closed them properly in the first place you wouldn't have that problem would you.
Pretzel pushers can and perform CPR, operate a defribulator, and tend to an passenger who is injured with an impling object.
13. So can most boy/girl scouts. A great many of people are trained as First Responders and even more are trained in CPR by the American Red Cross. The defibs can be operated by anyone who knows how to read, former paramedic and most defibs are automated to the point that they will only deliver a shock when the heart is in fibulation (super fast heartbeat/quivering of the heart)
Pretzel pushers comfort passengers who are afraid to fly
14. Yeah I've seen that one in action before - call the pilots and ask them to make announcements every time a cloud is within 2000 miles of the a/c.
and passengers who are flying to their child's funeral.
15. Limo drivers do the same when they drive the same families at the funeral - you are doing nothing more than any other decent human would - you seem to think this is "work" - if so you truly are a worthless human being.
Pretzel pushers scour the forward and aft galleys for anything that a vegetarian passenger might be able to eat after the meal they requested weeks earlier didn't make it onboard.
16. Maybe if you looked for the meal prior to departure you would be able to catch the problem earlier. With all the generic meals given out on the flight, it shouldn't be too hard to pick out the "special meals" prior to departure. Besides, vegetatians usually look sickly and close to death - a little protein never hurt anyone might even throw some meat on their bones.
Pretzel pushers offer diabetic passengers their own personal food so they don't slip into a diabetic coma.
17. Any decent person would do the same - again get over the FA's are heros mantra
Pretzel pushers try to assure pasengers on a late flight that they will make their connections.
18. Again to the lying and deciet part of the job. This also makes pax even more pissed off if you give them false hope that they can catch their flight and then find out from a gate agent or tv screen that they can't.
Pretzel pushers babysit families of four pre-teens in the back of the plane while Mom and Dad sit in the first class cabin boozing it up.
19. Thank the Dems and the Bill BJ Clintons of the world that don't take any responsibilty for themselves or their actions for this one.
Pretzel pushers try unsuccessfully to communicate with unaccompanied minors who don't speak a syllable of English.
20. Funny, I was at the local 7/11 the other day and experienced the same thing - no sympathy again, welcome to the real world.
On final approach, pretzel pushers once again check each and every passenger for seatbacks, belts, tray tables, and stowed items.
21. Must be really tough, hope they covered that at the community college, right after "can opening 101"
Pretzel pushers try to keep their composure when asked by 20 passengers where they can catch their connecting flight... after we just spent five minutes anouncing the information.
22. Maybe they were busy collecting their items getting ready to rush for their next flight that you gave them false hope of catching.
After landing and taxiing, pretzel pushers (once again being unpaid, of course) smile at every passenger and thank them, even though they some of them were the biggest pains in the @ss to the entire cabin crew.
23. Again welcome to what people with real jobs deal with 10 fold every day, its called customer service.
Then, if a pretzel pusher is lucky, he might get 20 minutes to run into the terminal and grab a burrito, get back on the plane, and scarf it down before going through the entire scenario agasin.
24. Just like the pax who are paying you for your service.
Peanut pushers might have an 11 or 12 hour duty day, yet only be paid for four and a half.
25. You don't like it, go out and find a job out in the real world, where you don't have the potential of making 50K a year pouring a cup of coffee and passing out pretzels.
So, flyn2low, when you don't know what you are talking about (which I suspect is often) I would suggest that you peddle your insults elsewhere.
26. Flyn2low is not too far off base. FA's are there for customer service primarily and secondly their for the safety of the few idiots out there who can't figure out how to buckle their seatbelts. It amazes me that the FA's who #### the most are usually ML FA's and the ones who #### the least, yet because they are usually the only ones on the a/c to clean, inspect and ensure FA duties are completed and therefor have more of a reason to ####, are the express FA's. I am not saying that FA's don't perform an important job but I'm tired of listening to CERTAIN FA's and pilots who think that they have the most difficult jobs in the world. We all know that the airline industry, while tough at times, is certainly the EASIEST job to be found.
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