A little humor

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My first thought was, hey, this has got to be Dog's truck!....... But than again, can't be, he's not that bright!
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The Israelis are developing an airport security device that eliminates the privacy concerns that come with full-body scanners. It's an armored booth you step
into that will not x-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have on your person.
Israel sees this as a win-win situation for everyone, with no fears about racial profiling. It will also eliminate the costs of other long and expensive security
techniques. So basically, you're in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion. Shortly thereafter, an announcement:
"Attention to all standby passengers, El Al is pleased to announce that a seat is now available on flight 670 to London. Shalom!"
 
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The Israelis are developing an airport security device that eliminates the privacy concerns that come with full-body scanners. It's an armored booth you step
into that will not x-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have on your person.
Israel sees this as a win-win situation for everyone, with no fears about racial profiling. It will also eliminate the costs of other long and expensive security
techniques. So basically, you're in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion. Shortly thereafter, an announcement:
"Attention to all standby passengers, El Al is pleased to announce that a seat is now available on flight 670 to London. Shalom!"
Followed by:
Clean up at security gate 3...:D
 

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