A little humor

[Insp4]

I like this one!!!

 

[La Li Lu Le Lo]

http://babylonbee.com/news/breaking-hazmat-scene-college-student-may-exposed-opposing-worldview/

BERKELEY, CA—The University of California, Berkeley campus has been evacuated and a hazardous materials team has quarantined the specific location where a college student may have been exposed to a worldview different from her own early Thursday.


According to firsthand accounts, local freshman Cindi Atherton may have come into contact with a non-progressive opinion when she overheard another yet unidentified student espouse a center-right ideal on a social issue. She then collapsed to the ground, yelling for help.

Read the rest on the site.

 

[La Li Lu Le Lo]

https://nypost.com/2018/05/06/woman-blew-up-microwave-at-7-eleven-with-urine-sample-cops/

Woman blew up microwave at 7-Eleven with urine sample

Denver — Colorado

Police located Sanchez at a nearby clinic where she had planned to take a urinalysis test for a potential employer.

My guess is she was trying to warm up someone else's urine sample to beat a drug test. Instead of accepting consequences for her actions (not getting hired due to drug use) she exposed the public to a health risk and damaged property. What a selfish and nasty person.

 

[Dog Wonder]

Straight out of your gene sewer.

 

[Insp4]

Ain't it the truth!?

 

[Insp4]

This one's for you East!

 

[Insp4]

I'll let you fill in the caption on this one! Let's see where it goes!

 

[xUT]

Douglas Peter Kelly, 49, of Hawthorne, near Gainesville, told sheriff’s detectives he had a “violent reaction” to smoking some methamphetamine and he wanted to “press charges” against the person who sold him the illegal hallucinogen about a week earlier, investigators said.
😵😵😵

 

[Insp4]

Douglas Peter Kelly, 49, of Hawthorne, near Gainesville, told sheriff’s detectives he had a “violent reaction” to smoking some methamphetamine and he wanted to “press charges” against the person who sold him the illegal hallucinogen about a week earlier, investigators said.
😵😵😵

That couldn't be Hawthorne California now could it?

 

[xUT]

That couldn't be Hawthorne California now could it?

Florida man asked sheriff's office to test meth he worried was no good — and got arrested

 

[Insp4]

Hey, this is what I have to deal with in my neck of the woods!

 

[xUT]

 

[Insp4]

 

[Insp4]

I just couldn't pass on this one!

 

[xUT]

For us helo retreads.