This will probably be their ad with all the employees who will be leaving this company...........
NEW AD TO BE PLACED IN THE NATIONS' NEWSPAPERS...HELP WANTED...CLASSIFIED ADS......
AIRLINE JOBS!.....USAIRWAYS.....
"Wanted only the most talented, skilled, reliable and educated workers wanted.....
Salary minimum wage at $5.15 an hour.... no medical benefits, no sick leave, no holidays, no pensions, no vacation, no maternity leave, no family medical leave, etc....
We will expect you to work on holidays, nights, weekends, etc....Forms to apply for "Food Stamps", will be provided with your application....
If your stupid enough to apply for this job..... contact Mr Smith at XXX-XXX-XXXX
An Equal Opportunity employer...