nycbusdriver
Veteran
Or be like the military add air to air refueling equip and do air to air refuelin!!
And I'm certain all the pax would love to strap into a parachute and be on oxygen for the entire refueling period....like the military requires.
(I know you're just joking, but I had this picture of the cabin seats equipped with parachutes, and everyone with a green oxygen mask on while the flight attendants serve dinner.)