The Airline Employee

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The airline employee

Working in the airline industry:

1. We work in weird shifts... Just like a prostitute

2. We are paid to make the customer happy. Just like a prostitute

3. The client pays a lot of money, but your "employer" keeps most of it. Just like a prostitute

4. We are rewarded for fulfilling the customer's dreams... Just like a prostitute

5. When we have to meet the customer always have to be perfectly groomed.... Just like a prostitute

6. When we finally get home it seems like coming back from hell. Just like a prostitute

7. The customer always wants to pay next to nothing but expects us to make their dreams come true. Just like a prostitute

8. When people ask you about your job, you have difficulties explaining it... Just like a prostitute

9. Everyday when you wake up you say, "I'M NOT GOING TO SPEND THE REST OF MY LIFE DOING THIS". Just like a prostitute

CONCLUSION:
The only difference between being an airline employee and a prostitute is...

Prostitutes can actually take Christmas and New Year's Eve off... AND they actually DO make a lot of Money!!!