25 Stupid Quotes by Conservatives

[Dog Wonder]

Which women would tell you what they think?

 

[Ms Tree]

Try posting the entire quote. What you are implying that she said is not what she really said.

 

[Glenn Quagmire]

Top number one quote of all time:

"We have to pass "IT", so we can find out what's in "IT"!

View attachment 9882

 

[Dog Wonder]

Most normal people don't consider Pelosi a woman ! It would be a slap in the face, to all real women !

#26

 

[snapthis]

[quote/] name='Dog Wonder' timestamp='1377737371' post='1021919']
Still hatin' on women.
[/quote]

Dennis Miller does a good job admiring the talents of Miley Cyrus and Chelsea Manning.

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=es5ltDFjueo&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3Des5ltDFjueo

 

[xUT]

Dennis Miller does a good job admiring the talents of Miley Cyrus and Chelsea Manning.

http://m.youtube.com...h?v=es5ltDFjueo

Laughed my A$$ off!
B) xUT

 

[Knotbuyinit]

View attachment 9882

Well, she does live in the silicon valley.

 

[snapthis]

Laughed my A$$ off!
B) xUT

No doubt about it, Hanna Montana has been possessed and is showing her Miley Madonna.

 

[delldude]

Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries. Later, her husband noticed her sitting in her car in the driveway with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head. He became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she had been shot in the back of the head and had been holding her brains in for over an hour. The husband called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head. When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly recovered. Linda is a blonde, a Democrat, and an Obama supporter, but that could all be a coincidence. The defective biscuit canister was analyzed and the expiration date was from 2008, so it was determined to be Bush's fault.

 

[Glenn Quagmire]

Now that is funny, true or not.

 

[SharoninSAT]

[background=rgb(242, 242, 242)]Quote[/background]

[background=rgb(252, 252, 252)]Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries. Later, her husband noticed her sitting in her car in the driveway with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head. He became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she had been shot in the back of the head and had been holding her brains in for over an hour. The husband called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head. When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly recovered. Linda is a blonde, a Democrat, and an Obama supporter, but that could all be a coincidence. The defective biscuit canister was analyzed and the expiration date was from 2008, so it was determined to be Bush's fault.[/background]



Now this is funny...

 

[Ms Tree]

I guess to be fair, FOX only says their news is 'fair and balanced'. There is nothing about it being factually correct. 2:00 mark.

http://youtu.be/V-bHEF6goF4

Parody site

 

[Knotbuyinit]

I guess to be fair, FOX only says their news is 'fair and balanced'. There is nothing about it being factually correct. 2:00 mark.

http://youtu.be/V-bHEF6goF4

Parody site

What do you have to say about the first two minutes of the video?

 

[Ms Tree]

I think it's freaking hilarious. GOP is all worried about access to a memorial while there are real issues that the GOP is not dealing with. Boehner said he would try and get a clean bill through the House which by all accounts would fly through and now he is saying he won't do it.

I hope the Memorial gets defaced because there is no security to monitor it so then the GOP can blame that on Obama as well.

Now Boehner is going to let the TP tie the ACA to the debt limit as well and the GOP is going to let the US default on the debt. Yea, I am pretty sure this is going to come back and b1tch slap the GOP come 2014/16.

And I noticed you dodged the fact that FOX did not fact check the story or even click on the home page to see that the site they go the story from had satire all over it. Oppps.

 

[delldude]

Like it has never happened anywhere else?

Oh, Fox, its a big issue for you LL libs.