Ima B. Yotch
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does anyone have any input here? help me out..
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does anyone have any input here? help me out..
Reasons why this airline ROCKS to work for...
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YVINTERN
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Ima B. Yotch
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Unimpressed. NEXT!!! Come on!! HP happy people?? No one??
I'm looking for some hope here.....reaching.......someone!!!
Throw me a frickin bone here!!
There are some great things about working at "the world's least favorite airline".
A male F/A can wear a tie and look like he is the most important person on the property.
If you are an exhibitionist, you can flash your crotch at the entire cabin from your jumpseat unhindered by closets, galleys, bulkheads etc.
When the "Delayed Business Casual" line of uniforms debuts, you can march through the airport during regular irregular ops and be taken for a bus driver, Wal-Mart cashier, gas station attendant, areobics instructor, fast food chef, or sci-fi film extra nut never an airline crewmember, so no worries of being bothered by irate customers.
You can smile at a customer and you've already exceeded thier customer service expectation.
The staffing model is retarded so you can go to school, have another job, or just sit around half the time on reserve, and laugh at them while they are short at other times.
More vacation time than any other airline- years off here and there depending on airline's financial situation.
A male F/A can wear a tie and look like he is the most important person on the property.
If you are an exhibitionist, you can flash your crotch at the entire cabin from your jumpseat unhindered by closets, galleys, bulkheads etc.
When the "Delayed Business Casual" line of uniforms debuts, you can march through the airport during regular irregular ops and be taken for a bus driver, Wal-Mart cashier, gas station attendant, areobics instructor, fast food chef, or sci-fi film extra nut never an airline crewmember, so no worries of being bothered by irate customers.
You can smile at a customer and you've already exceeded thier customer service expectation.
The staffing model is retarded so you can go to school, have another job, or just sit around half the time on reserve, and laugh at them while they are short at other times.
More vacation time than any other airline- years off here and there depending on airline's financial situation.
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Ima B. Yotch
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you and flightchic are so bitter... you should both move on like they say birds of a feather
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PHL makes its own gravy when it rains, Tempe provides its own laugh track during any type of WX.
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im ok with everything you said except the sci-fi LOL trekie nerd here
YVINTERN
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Especially when the laugh track was made by Mel Brooks in Blazin Saddles as "THE GOV"...Hey Byotch Why don't we give you a buddy pass from Sherri Shamblins so you can misbehave as we expect and get a tyrant in the process? mmhmmm
Why don't we give you a buddy pass from Sherri Shamblins so you can misbehave as we expect and get a tyrant in the process? mmhmmm
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why are they bitter? because they are stating the truth?? what they say is exactly on the money, however when they are working they are professionals. Just like you are entitled to your opinion they are entitled theirs. If you are not a reserve YOU have no idea what we go through. So come off your high horse and bid reserve for a few months. then come back and tell us how happy you are
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