Penis Pump at Airport

bluestarcitx

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Charlotte Observer reports:



Man accused of telling airport security penis pump was a bomb


Associated Press

CHICAGO - Cook County prosecutors say a 29-year-old man traveling with his mother desperately didn't want her to know he'd packed a sexual aid for their trip to Turkey.

So he told security it was a bomb, officials said.

Madin Azad Amin was stopped by officials on Aug. 16 after guards found an object in his baggage that resembled a grenade, prosecutors said.

When officers asked him to identify it, Amin said it was a bomb, said Cook County Assistant State's Attorney Lorraine Scaduto.

He later told officials he'd lied about the item because his mother was nearby and he didn't want her to hear that it was part of a penis pump, Scaduto said.

He's been charged with felony disorderly conduct, said Andrew Conklin, a spokesman with the Cook County state's attorney's office.

Amin faces up to three years in prison if convicted.
 
BUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

"penis-pump-bomb"...oh man the guy is a moron. i rather let my mom find out im using a pump instead of saying its a bomb and getting arrested for god knows how long. LOL
 
God, how freaking hilarious! I really can't wait to see how this scenario might work it's way into the "Galley Show" (my all time favorite) thread!! :D

One thing that I learned a long time ago was to never say "I've seen it all" or "I've heard it all" in this line of work. Invariably, once I utter those words something like this will happen and prove me wrong once again! :eek:
 
What is a penis pump?
Wished like hell we had them on the Duty Free Cart....sure would spark inflight sales! The CDior cellulite cream was a major seller to some of those Big Momma's.....sell them the Swiss chocolates and lead them to believe that Dior had the secret potion to wipe away 25years of gorge eating and still let you enjoy the chocolate! As for the Pump........tell them the world will forget all about John Holmes :lol:
 
Wished like hell we had them on the Duty Free Cart....sure would spark inflight sales! The CDior cellulite cream was a major seller to some of those Big Momma's.....sell them the Swiss chocolates and lead them to believe that Dior had the secret potion to wipe away 25years of gorge eating and still let you enjoy the chocolate! As for the Pump........tell them the world will forget all about John Holmes :lol:


They have alot of interesting stuff on that web site. :p

I wonder if they would ask me something if I put this in my checked in luggage ? ;)

http://www.babeland.com/page/TIB/PROD/deluxe-delights/01526
 

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