Pain Pain Everywhere- Uvn Rules The Boards

[ITRADE]

Ow! Poor wife, poor little guy. Hope she gets the treatment she needs. Fight the insurance dogs! My wife ended up having two c-sections, kids refused to come out even with massive labor induction drugs. After three days of labor with no results, she swore she'd never do it with me again. I mean she swore... you know. h34r:

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Well that was a year ago, and things are fine now. ITRADE Jr. is now Silver Preferred and travels with dad often.

I can't deal with C-sections. Its like having a person degutted in the way you open up Mr. Potato Head to get the little arms/legs/ears out.

 

[diogenes]

Eye,

Well, if you can no longer 'cut the mustard', you'll have more time to cut the grass, right?

 

[EyeInTheSky]

Eye,

Well, if you can no longer 'cut the mustard', you'll have more time to cut the grass, right?

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No I reproduced so I wouldn't have to cut my grass. The boys have to pull their weight around here.

 

[ITRADE]

Agreed. Nothing like having your 18-month old walk around with a "mini" rake in hand and pile up maple leaves in the front yard.

Just hope he doesn't try to F***** unionize on me.

 

[EyeInTheSky]

Well, he could turn over a new leaf and demand extra binkies and oreos ... sorry me bad.

 

[diogenes]

Well, he could turn over a new leaf and demand extra binkies and oreos ... sorry me bad.

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Please!! No more pun-ishment!!!



Trade,

I'll be glad to Fed-ex the young man a 'Welcome to the IAM' goody bag!

 

[ITRADE]

Oreos, yes. Binkies no. He never wanted a pacifier.

He actually likes bananas more than anything.

 

[stoopidute442]

Maybe he needs an AFA packet.

 

[700UW]

Itrade,

Can I send him an A-Card?

LOL

 

[Fly]

Maybe he needs an AFA packet.

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Omg!!!!!!!!! You just wrote THAT!!!!!! (It's what I was thinkin) too funny

 

[700UW]

Itrade,

Send him here:

Join the IAM

 

[DOA@Airport]

I just may have found just a little respect somewhere under this desk for you.

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Monica, is that you???

 

[PITbull]

LOL....

Ahhh, caught me, dang!!!

 

[delldude]

This one's a 12-incher, and I can see it fine.

wow ITRADE....i didn't think you were that liberal....

 

[Phoenix]

I'd love a trip to the optometrist, but I don't have affordable health care.

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"Isn't it ironic... don't ya think? It's like rain on your wedding..." uhh, yeah.