Little Johhny has just flown from YUL to YYZ to YYC as an unacompanied Minor. During the flight a Flight Attendent gave him a small toy airplane.
After his mom gets him home he is playing on the living room floor and imitating a/c noises and overheard conversations "Welcome to Toronto, will all you A$$h$$$ from Montral get the **** off and let the Dumb ****s from Toronto on he states"
"Johnny" yells his mother , "go to your room until you learn how to talk properly!!!"
A couple hours later, a much repentent Johnny is allowed back into the lving room while his mother makes supper.
Continuing on in his airline talk, he now imitates the Captain and with a deep voice says, "Welcome aboard folks, please be seated, put your seat backs in the upright position and ensure all baggage is stowed in the overhead bins. And for those of you wondering about the two hour delay---ask the #### in the Kitchen!"
After his mom gets him home he is playing on the living room floor and imitating a/c noises and overheard conversations "Welcome to Toronto, will all you A$$h$$$ from Montral get the **** off and let the Dumb ****s from Toronto on he states"
"Johnny" yells his mother , "go to your room until you learn how to talk properly!!!"
A couple hours later, a much repentent Johnny is allowed back into the lving room while his mother makes supper.
Continuing on in his airline talk, he now imitates the Captain and with a deep voice says, "Welcome aboard folks, please be seated, put your seat backs in the upright position and ensure all baggage is stowed in the overhead bins. And for those of you wondering about the two hour delay---ask the #### in the Kitchen!"
