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That's funny...
Have you ever 'been' in a military parade?
For veterans day no less.
Being in a parade sucks.
I have been in several and it sucked every time.
Oh, and marching in general, sucks and makes everyone else feel good except the poor soldiers that 'have' to do it.
I especially hated the full combat dress parade in August.
Of course, it is probably better today as we wore 'starched' fatigues.
DOH!
That would serve to more fully impress had I even the slightest reason to assume you could actually read a watch and thus ever actually "know" even so much as the time of day, both being rather lofty assumptions which I've sadly seen not the slightest evidence for thus far.
Don't you cowboys have some more Russian memes to post?
Not a meme, but a fully appropriate link accurately defining "liberals" these days: Useful idiot. "Term invented in Soviet Russia to describe people who blindly supported the likes of Lenin and Stalin while they committed atrocity after atrocity." https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Useful Idiot
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Dog Wonder
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Look up irony.
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Veteran
That's funny...
Have you ever 'been' in a military parade?
For veterans day no less.
Being in a parade sucks.
I have been in several and it sucked every time.
Oh, and marching in general, sucks and makes everyone else feel good except the poor soldiers that 'have' to do it.
I especially hated the full combat dress parade in August.
Of course, it is probably better today as we wore 'starched' fatigues.
DOH!
The Pentagon has turned down Donald J. Trump’s request for a grand military parade in Washington, D.C., citing a sudden outbreak of bone spurs that would prevent men and women in uniform from participating.
Harland Dorrinson, a Pentagon spokesman, said that, within an hour of Trump’s request, more than a hundred thousand military personnel complained that they were suffering from acute cases of bone spurs that would make marching in such a parade a painful ordeal.
“In the history of the U.S. military, we have never experienced a bone-spur epidemic of this magnitude,” the spokesman said. “Regrettably, however, we have no choice but to issue thousands of deferments.”
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/bor...s-parade-citing-bone-spurs __________________
Seatacus
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irony is the opposite of wrinkly
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Apparently if a parade doesn't have Under Dog or the Russian spies Boris and Natasha along with moose and squirrel it can't properly represent our military. Got it!
Dog Wonder
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Is it too late to make an inflatable Trump balloon? The hot air will be free,
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We'll use the hot air from glo-bull warming that should inflate the balloon and your ego.
Dog Wonder
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Get your beachfront property while it lasts.
https://www.yahoo.com/news/not-big-chill-arctic-finishes-warmest-winter-record-210234560.html
https://www.yahoo.com/news/not-big-chill-arctic-finishes-warmest-winter-record-210234560.html
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Keep chasing that bs, Al.
