International Shannon

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Piney Bob is selling hamburger buns now? :shock: :lol:
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ha haha sshhhh!!! He's very happy that he doesnt have to fly the ghetto skies anymore, so I guess it's a step up.

Haha I saw coach TWICE yesterday!!

Hey, there was this really weirdo guy that wanted me to change his cup to a better one and while I was changing it, he was staring at my coworker and then telling her she had a nice smile and then he told me that I should smile more and I told him I was still waiting for him to spell his frosty so I could change the cup and then he spelled his frosty wrong twice. He didn't smell all Frunk (the frosty equivalent of drunk) at all and we thought he was just acting stupid on purpose, but then he started saying "ohhh I love your nailss...nice long fingers...ooh my pants are gettin tight" .... (yes, that really happened)

and I looked at my coworker and she typed "ew" on her register, so I gave him a whole row of cups to himself and made him go sit down in the restaurant... and when I went to tell the manager how many people we had in the restaurant, the weirdo grabbed my arm as i passed him and asked me if i wanted to sit on his lap. I said no. He asked if my friend wanted to sit in his lap. I said no.

But I didnt tell the hostess that he was acting that way because I found him more creepy than frunk, and there isnt really a creepy policy is there? I really did not want him stuck in the cashier line with me all day so I told the hostess he was weird and left it at that. Restaurant door shut and bye bye. Was that wrong? We put him in the middle of the restaurant all by himself because we didnt have very many customers. He probably played with his fries the whole time. Ew.

Hahahha.....OH and guess what else!! The Barbiecar is going to be fixed like brand new!! No one will know a bus ran it over!!! YAY!!!!!!!

That is all from SNNLand.

Happy Gobble Gobble.

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BarbieCar is sad :(
It will look like this again in no time says State Farm! YAY!!
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that's very very sweet!! Thank you!! Since you were so nice I will submit to your demands. *poof* I'm so good at that poofing thing, I poofed myself back to work three days ago! Wurd.

Love,
WEEEEE by WEEENDYS
 
I think I might be weird. Or perhaps attention starved? Wanna know why? Here's a dream I had last night and since I have my own thread and all, that doesnt get closed ever, I thought I would abuse it some more.

SoOoOO, I woke up this morning with a memory of the *weirdest* dream.....

I was on a space shuttle, that was on approach so it looked kind of like a little airplane. Anyway, I was riding on top of it, like a horsey while someone else ( i dont know who) was driving it, and we were low enough that I could see people outside going about their everyday business, some were looking up and I saw people I know so I was waving at them.

I was like HEY !! LOOK!! LOOK!! and they were squinting , all unimpressed and I was like HEY!! HEY!! I'm on a SPACE ROCKET!!! ITS THE FRICKEN DISCOVERY!! IM ON THE DISCOVERY!! LOOOK!!!! DAMMIT LOOK!!

And no one would look.

and I was feeling very frustrated and disappointed. And no one had a camera. Jerks.

So, anyway. What is that all about. Attention whore much???

hahahaha....



Love and Rocket fuel....

Shanny
 
Don't you mean Big Size your fries? CLTRAT she does work at Wendys not McDonalds ;)

Shannon, p.s I'm sending you a bill for my dry cleaning *winks*
 
YVINTERN said:
Don't you mean Big Size your fries? CLTRAT she does work at Wendys not McDonalds ;)

Shannon, p.s I'm sending you a bill for my dry cleaning *winks*
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Uhhhh......you know what? Your randomness is like not even the Sam's Choice version of mine. Mine's funny. Yours is confusing. Did you get it at Dollar General?

HEHEHEHEHEHHEE
 
InternationalShannon said:
I think I might be weird. Or perhaps attention starved? Wanna know why? Here's a dream I had last night and since I have my own thread and all, that doesnt get closed ever, I thought I would abuse it some more.

SoOoOO, I woke up this morning with a memory of the *weirdest* dream.....

I was on a space shuttle, that was on approach so it looked kind of like a little airplane. Anyway, I was riding on top of it, like a horsey while someone else ( i dont know who) was driving it, and we were low enough that I could see people outside going about their everyday business, some were looking up and I saw people I know so I was waving at them.

I was like HEY !! LOOK!! LOOK!! and they were squinting , all unimpressed and I was like HEY!! HEY!! I'm on a SPACE ROCKET!!! ITS THE FRICKEN DISCOVERY!! IM ON THE DISCOVERY!! LOOOK!!!! DAMMIT LOOK!!
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I had the exact same dream.

Woke up wondering if I picked the right seat on a Dash-8
 
I had a dream once that I was driving this car really fast, and bees kept hitting the window and splatting everywhere, except they weren't really bees, they were douchey people I dont like in BEE COSTUMES!! They were like wwoooaaahhh oh no oh ono AAAAH!! SPLAT!!!
Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet!!! I'm sure there was more to it, but I can't really think right now because Gunther got me crack addicted to Rock Band yesterday and now I need to go get an XBOX and be less productive.

*sigh*
 
I GOT MY BARBIECAR BACK TODAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYY!!! It's not crashed anymore!! Who wants to go cruising in zero degree weather in my convertible that just got back from rehab? It's shiny!! Anyone? No? Darn...All the places where I whacked the curb, those are gone too, so it actually looks better than it did before that demon bus driver ran me over.

Now, let's all join in prayer, to the baby Jesus, (because of all the Jesuses he is my favorite) that SNN doesn't have ANY more bad luck because that would just be sick and wrong and at this point I would wonder if I was being punk'd.

A-men! SO BE IT!!
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You know what? I want to know who has the SNN voodoo doll. I got struck by a bag french fry and dragged down the frybelt yesterday and now I'm out AGAIN on medical with a sprained back because a giant fry with hard sides that had just been hurled is what hit me.

And recently,my friend was drinking iced tea or something and when he went to sqeeze his lemon, the juice shot him in the eye and when I went to laugh, I inhaled dr pepper down the wrong pipe and it flooded out my nose, therefore making me still a loser instead of the laugher.

I realize karma is dirty ho, but seriously. Seriously. SERIOUSLY PEOPLE!!!!

(runs to gnome cottage hospital and threatens to commit gnomycide)
 
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