I just worked with a former "EAST" F/A - Many topics

[N965VJ]

I thought you looked very professional.

Yeah, some guy behind the bar thinks he has authority. I might sling drinks too, but I’m a Safety Professional.

Besides, I had on my gold chain so I was obviously Money.

 

[US1YFARE]

I wonder if it's as complicated as the East's procedure on transferring slides. I get dizzy just thinking about that! It takes a mechanical engineering degree to fully appreciate the complexities of a slide/raft transfer.

I'm an engineer, I'll help you if you give me a to go bag...the Westies aren't looking

 

[USCREW]

Ohh stop it Jane...thats my favorite thing in recurrent!

I just knew you were smart. I have such a hard time with complex/higher thinking. Where's my picture manual? I'm going to have it laminated so that I can read it over and over.

 

[IMisstheAladdinTrays]

I'm an engineer, I'll help you if you give me a to go bag...the Westies aren't looking

Hey US1...do you love HP as much as their Stews think you do? They say all the VFF's just love their charm.

 

[US1YFARE]

Hey US1...do you love HP as much as their Stews think you do? They say all the VFF's just love their charm.

Oh, I do. But, it's not their charm, it's the humor they provide. Oh, and those uniforms...they are HOT

Now, if I could just get the A on my next flight to say, CROSS AND KNEEL...VERIFIED...

 

[IMisstheAladdinTrays]

I just knew you were smart. I have such a hard time with complex/higher thinking. Where's my picture manual? I'm going to have it laminated so that I can read it over and over.

Well Hun I'll make you a copy of my Flash Cards... I carry 'em in my pocket. See then during our downtime we can reference them...well learn so much that way! And since we are going to run outta ice before we get to ERIE...we should have plenty of time.

 

[USCREW]

I'm an engineer, I'll help you if you give me a to go bag...the Westies aren't looking

I'll give you several since all of our bags are half sizes now.
Look at this slide. It's a tangled mess. I have to un-lace, un-hook, carry gently like a baby across, attach to D-ring, re-lace...ohhhh, must refer to manual...US1, please help.

 

[US1YFARE]

Can you imagine the writy uppies' reactions if they were on my last flight where the FA said, 1L 1R crossDRESS???????

 

[IMisstheAladdinTrays]

Oh, I do. But, it's not their charm, it's the humor they provide. Oh, and those uniforms...they are HOT

Now, if I could just get the A on my next flight to say, CROSS AND KNEEL...VERIFIED...

Thats right after we DOSIE DOE...and just before WE SWING OUR PARTNERS ROUND AND ROUND!

 

[USCREW]

Well Hun I'll make you a copy of my Flash Cards... I carry 'em in my pocket. See then during our downtime we can reference them...well learn so much that way! And since we are going to run outta ice before we get to ERIE...we should have plenty of time.

Can we make a U-turn back like that commercial for Columbian coffee? Ice is very important, especially to Erie people who come from the blizzard capital of the world.

 

[IMisstheAladdinTrays]

I'll give you several since all of our bags are half sizes now.
Look at this slide. It's a tangled mess. I have to un-lace, un-hook, carry gently like a baby across, attach to D-ring, re-lace...ohhhh, must refer to manual...US1, please help.

Jane, Jane, Jane...you're forgetting the Safety Pin! Look it's right here on Flash Card number 12.

 

[N965VJ]

I wonder if it's as complicated as the East's procedure on transferring slides. I get dizzy just thinking about that! It takes a mechanical engineering degree to fully appreciate the complexities of a slide/raft transfer.

You’re kidding, right? Here, all you have do to is pull this little…

<POP>
<WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH>

Great! Another 30 days off. A buddy of mine is putting an addition onto his house and now I won’t have an excuse for not helping him because I have to fly.

Do you think they have extra slides here at this station? The long hotel here doesn’t give us an Airline Discount in the bar.

 

[IMisstheAladdinTrays]

Can we make a U-turn back like that commercial for Columbian coffee? Ice is very important, especially to Erie people who come from the blizzard capital of the world.

Well so long as the Captain call ahead and has Dispatch authorize more ice...I don't think it would be a problem.

 

[USCREW]

Do you think they have extra slides here at this station?

Extra slides in ERIE? HA HA HA
Since we're all grounded now, and the bar doesn't offer us our rightfully entitled discounts, let's make this popped raft/slide our giant cooler and fill it with "crew water".

Besides, I had on my gold chain so I was obviously Money.

Wow, VJ you are HOT!

 

[N965VJ]

Extra slides in ERIE? HA HA HA
Since we're all grounded now, and the bar doesn't offer us our rightfully entitled discounts, let's make this popped raft/slide our giant cooler and fill it with "crew water".

That’s a great idea, you Double Bagger you!

Wow, VJ you are HOT!

Thanks! If anyone complains about me wearing sweatpants for the rest of the trip I’ll just tell them they’re PI Heritage Blue.