April FA Attrition

[AAStew]

You should get a sense of humor. (Take two, they're small.)
If you thought that was a personal attack, you are way too sensitive to be a flight attendant. Your knickers must be in a twist on a daily basis.

Oh, Oh, Oh! I'm going to file Rule 32 charges. You called me a geezer and senile. I'm crushed. I may not be able to eat my prunes this morning.

You old geezer, that part was meant to be funny! And my panties are usually pretty well pressed,thank you! I am the calmest person you will ever meet on the line! (Now my husband may think differently at home.)
Mark, I like your optimism, and from your mouth to God's ears. (BTW I ran into one of your coworkers on Eagle the other day, who had only kind words about you.)

 

[jimntx]

I knew it was meant to be funny. That's why I put the crack in about Rule 32. Which by the way, as I see it the problem with Rule 32 is that it assumes any of us have any feelings left to be offended.