2015 Pilot Discussion.

[EastUS1]

Wow, solid looking bid.

By the time the west bids all those captain slots will be wrapped up

 
 Pretty much, and as it should be.

 

[EastUS1]

Well..good for you, Goose. Did you go by the code name RIO or WSO. Nice avatar, btw. I'll bet you picked up the ladies at Miramar with that pic.

 
P.S. Punk. "that pic"/avatar was fully and properly earned from his flying the F14 in defense of America...and "you'se"? Tell us all of your own "heroic", and course "Liberty Tie" level patriotic endeavors as well as, umm..."spartan" background..."Goose"? Perhaps you were even among "The Last Bush Pilots" and have thusly done "the most dangerous flying in the world", like your "cap'n aux"? "Shirely" "you'se" have something to offer beyond the perspective of an infantile nitwit that seemingly stands in "AWA" of even the truly amazing feat of actually obtaining an ATP? Don't be the least bit bashful here...? For such as Zone5 and myself, the apparently herculean feat of obtaining an ATP amounted to nothing more than a "we love you long time G.I. 2 days of messing around with a light twin and maybe 600-800 dollars". I can understand from overall west postings though, where such as yourself could pathetically try to make a "big deal" out if it.
 
Seriously; Back up "you'se" supposedly "conservative" and "patriotic" zeal, and do, so very kindly and in fullest detail, tell us all precisely what allows (in your sick mind anyway) your pathetic arse to even ineptly attempt childish jokes at the expense of men like Zone5?
 
I'm guessing there's nothing you can even attempt to offer in response that won't seem completely ridiculous. Oh well...."Mayday! Mayday! I'm going down!"
 
http://vimeo.com/52958425

 

[EastUS1]

New East bid out tonight. Oh well, I will try to make the best of it. All this movement, very distracting. Decisions, decisions, decisions. Maybe it would be best to go ahead and upgrade to the little bus and make my own pay raise, so much to think about these days!


seajay

 
Judgement call Brother. I'm sticking with bidding Boeing as long as possible, but if it's a seat-shift for you? = No arguments against your choice.

 

[EastUS1]

Well..good for you, Goose. Did you go by the code name RIO or WSO. Nice avatar, btw. I'll bet you picked up the ladies at Miramar with that pic.

 
P.S. Do you "go by the code name" Candy-Azzed-Wimp?...Or do "you'se" prefer the more properly and formally alliterative "Pathetic-Pissant-Punk"?
 
Flying wager's always open. PM at "you'se" earliest convenience if interested...and at all even slightly able, or even self-fantasized to be so. "You'se" mighty "spartans" surely enough at least "type a tough game", so...? Heck, failing that; perhaps "you'se" could at least even give me some retrospective tips on anything I'd long-since done wrong in years past, and how a mighty "spartan" like "you'se" would've better impressed all the ladies at the Miramar O' Club?..."Goose"? I suppose, in retrospect, that entering the club, somehow "proudly" sporting AWA "pilot" umm..."Wings" and with a "Cactus 18" pin or even better "military decorations" would've certainly removed all social obstacles instantly, but what did I know back then?
 
No matter and no worries kid. It's fully understood that outside of your insanely and mutually supportive little ongoing-circle-jerk in PHX that all others just properly laugh at "you'se", so no worries son.
 
Don't ever doubt yourself kid...just buy another "Liberty Tie", proudly designed by your little "Army of Leonidas" instead, AWAsome fellow "patriot":   http://www.cactuspilotcontributors.com/libertynecktie.html

 

[EastUS1]

No matter and no worries kid. It's fully understood that outside of your insanely and mutually supportive little ongoing-circle-jerk in PHX that all others just properly laugh at "you'se", so no worries son.
 
Don't ever doubt yourself kid...just buy another "Liberty Tie", proudly designed by your little "Army of Leonidas" instead, AWAsome fellow "patriot":   http://www.cactuspilotcontributors.com/libertynecktie.html

 
P.S. In response to a fully honorable challenge and sensibly direct observations of the true nature of their sorry ilk; all I reasonably expect in return is some entirely unaccompanied, by even so much expressed as the burst of brilliant "thought" from a firefly's arse, minus votes aplenty. It isn't like the bulk of those AWA-only-supposed "pilots" can actually "think", after all. Not so much as a single shred of IQ or psychological testing was ever done for that sorry lot, and that sad lacking most certainly shows. Case in point: 
 
 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tlzpMjT58WY
 
 
Don't ever doubt yourself AWA kiddies. By whatever universal misfortune, "you'se" are now labeled to be at least corporately costumed and thus somehow acceptable impersonations of "pilots", so just buy another "Liberty Tie", proudly designed by your little "Army of Leonidas"/AWAsome fellow "patriots":   http://www.cactuspil...rtynecktie.html   It goes without saying that for "spartan" denizens of Fantasyland, that no personal effort need ever be even considered for "you'se" selves to be somehow "worthy" of at least fantasizing yourselves to be whatever you want to be, with never so much as the slightest earnest endeavors at all ever required. After all; you're already imagining yourselves to be "pilots" with even smart-mouthed delusional fantasies of of course being magically "worthy" of Miramar...Just ask "you'se"
 

 

[EastUS1]

From Spinthis:
 
....too bad "actual" pilots can't match the safety record of the "rookies"....
 

 
Let's reduce this to properly personal terms as actual men do, which admittedly, likely excludes your sorry sort by full light years of distance, but I'll offer some slight hope here anyway. How 'bout just either kiss my rusty arse or otherwise accept my flying wager, mighty "spartan"..umm..supposedly "pilot"? PM if even the least bit able and all willing "pilot". "You'se" pathetic little baby "spartan"/max 30 degrees bank or else I want my Mommy! sorts simply bore me to tears. The government's utter idiocy may have allowed even "you'se" to fantasize yourself a "pilot", but no declaration from God, or even the nearest school of confused sparrows sustains that fantasy on even a daily basis. Proudly show me (and the entire world on the net) whatcha' got punk...?   "Shirely" "you'se" can actually fly even half as "tough" and "heroically" well as you type?....No?
 
Sigh!...No matter. "You'se" mighty AWA "spartans" and umm..."pilots" have been fully boring me for... what is it now?....Nearly 7 full years since my wager opened? Hint: any semblance of a real Pilot, whenever questioned on his abilities/skills/whatever, responds with something other than minus internet chat votes, or even "ask my lawyer".
 
No matter. Seven years experience here tells me that none of "you'se" pathetic excuses for "pilots" will ever accept such a wager. One can only imagine just how truly nobly "you'se" mighty "spartans" would acquit your sorry selves in actual battle of any kind. I'd count on your whole..umm..."army" to run away at so much as the sound of a car's backfire...."But, but, I'm really a pilot!...Just ask my lawyer!"
 
Sheesh! ANY of the real Pilots I've ever shared the sky with would've never, even for a moment put up with the insults I've offered "sparta" over the years without immediately rising to the flying challenge, but not "you'se" pathetic group it seems..

 

[EastUS1]

Per contractual issues? The west's wimps/"useful idiots" will overwhelmingly vote in favor of, well, whatever/really anything/always...even a shiney fishing lure quickly drawn by them.  If given even the slightest shot at getting personally signed, management issued knee pads, maybe even Hot Damn! some way-cool-dude T-shirts, well, that might help, given that the aggregate IQ of PHX would truly embarrass even a single serving of a half dozen dead oysters, and no one need otherwise even ask about the PHX vote. To gain the west's vote, and at all change their...umm...I'm honestly trying my best to be gentle here, "minds", well, one would have to start by at least offering them individually signed-by-management, custom fitted knee pads with Cactus proudly emblazoned, and perhaps even some "heroic", waay-cool-dude "Integrity Matters" and "Dire Wolf" T shirts, which I don't see happening from the APA, they not even yet possibly understanding the hopelessly infantile idiocy of the PHX tribe. This will all come down to the American pilots.

 

[EastUS1]

Oh well. As is always the case for us on any given day: May Allmighty God help us all.
 
Fly safe and enjoy life today.
 
P.S. In all fairness to the American pilots and the APA; it took me many months to even at all first truly "believe" the west's infantile idiocy. I'd honestly first thought that that the observed, immediately post nic postings had to have come from their teenaged children,....and I was completely wrong there. The supposed, self-styled "spartans" ARE the teenaged children, and they obviously need no help to sing their sorry song from equally, but hopefully, as it's intended by nature, only briefly impaired adolescents in their formative years. Per "sparta's" supposed "adults"?... If these obviously infantile fools were crewing a plane, and passengers had to first see this video before boarding; how many can one honestly think or even imagine would ever walk onto that airplane?
 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIfKKw-kvPo

 

[nycbusdriver]

 I'm sticking with bidding Boeing as long as possible

 
"Resistance is futile!"

 

[PullUp]

 
"Resistance is futile!"

I've been assimilated recently. But, (if) when they put the 737 back in CLT, I'm going back to the yoke.
Don't particularly like the 737 per se, but l like actually flying the aircraft.
Cheers.

 

[nycbusdriver]

I've been assimilated recently. But, (if) when they put the 737 back in CLT, I'm going back to the yoke.
Don't particularly like the 737 per se, but l like actually flying the aircraft.
Cheers.

 
You mean you have problems with letting some nameless French engineer fly the airplane for you?  
 
I will let the Airbus itself speak for me: "Re-TEN"

 

[EastCheats]

Was his name Michael Dale?

I think I counted 8 posts in a row before he finally passed out.

 

[nevergiveup]

From Spinthis:
 
Soon the US Airways certificate will be retired, too bad "actual" pilots can't match the safety record of the "rookies" who retired their certificate years earlier.
 

Snap is the best of the best of the best of the best........ect.......ect......ect......

 

[CactusPilot1]

P.S. Do you "go by the code name" Candy-Azzed-Wimp?...Or do "you'se" prefer the more properly and formally alliterative "Pathetic-Pissant-Punk"?

Good morning, Ace. I stopped reading after the first line. If I were you, I'd seriously consider this plan from the APA. You never know when you might need it.

Additional Dental Plan

Pilots may now enroll in a third dental option administered by MetLife. This option pays 100 percent of preventive care when you see a MetLife preferred provider. For basic or major dental care, the plan will pay 80 percent of the negotiated rate (up to $1,500 per year) after a $50 deductible. The additional dental plan also offers a lifetime orthodontia benefit of up to $1,500 per person for both adults and children. If you would like to enroll in this option for 2015, call the American Airlines Benefits Service Center between 9 a.m. and 6 p.m. CST Jan. 2230. Please note that both coverage and deductions will be retroactive to Jan. 1.

 

[WNMECH]

it took me many months to even at all first truly "believe" the west's infantile idiocy. I'd honestly first thought that that the observed, immediately post nic postings had to have come from their teenaged children,...

Dude, eight posts in row?
Maybe you should step away from the keyboard for awhile or switch to decaf.