I just think it's high time we go back to the old days when FA's were only young single women that were doing the job to have fun flying around for a few years until they moved on and either got married or got moved into a higher paying career. That's just my honest opinion.
Really? Well then it will surprise you to learn that you that the original "stewardesses" were required by law to be registered nurses! It will surprise you, also, that probably 30-40% of flight attendant trainees flunk out of training.
Flight attendants today are highly trained in a very short period of time!
We are trained how to move a bomb to the LRBL (least resistant bomb location) on any given aircraft. That probably won't seem like an important skill to you until you happen to be one of the 175 passengers on a 757 cruising at 35,000 feet when a suspicious device is located.
We are trained how to treat someone for an impailed object. Probably not important to you until you are seated next to a 75-year-old woman who is knitting when the aircraft hits an air pocket and you find yourself with a knitting needle through your splene.
We are trained in CPR and defribulator operation. Again, very unimportant until it is you who finds yourself in cardiac arrest mid-way between HON and LAX.
We are trained how to fight fires. Useless skill unless you are on an A-330 when a lav fire breaks out. Which extinguisher would you use... a total halon or a water extinguisher?
We monitor exit rows to make certain that passengers seated there can handle the responsibility. Doesn't matter if someone with a broken leg is seated there, with crutches pressed against the handle, unless you are one of the 220 people aboard a 767 that catches fire upon a crashing into the Ozarks.
On August 3, 2005, it was completely unimportant to the 297 people who boarded Air France Flight 358 that the flight attendants insisted on compliance with aviation requirements that bags be completely under the seats, not on bulkhead area floors, and not in the aisle... until, of course, the aircraft overran the runway in Toronto and erupted into a ball of flames.
None of this matters... unless you happen to be on an affected flight.
Congratulations on your heterosexuality and the fact that you have a penis. I'm so very happy for you and your parents must be proud. You're still an idiot.