I'm sure you're an Eastie. But, honey, from a year of experience, these westies are huge procastinators. One guy was even DEFIANT in letting us board, he was mocking us.
And thats when I would start taking my time to board and any delay would be FA. "When you're ready to board come and get me." Thats when the boarding clock would start ticking.
Delay Code FA- Reason- Flight attendant decided they didnt want to board at -30. Came to the podium to advise ready to board at -XX.
That would put an end to that when they got a call into the office to explain the delay. 99% of the FAs are great to work with, but theres always that 1% that dont get it.