Twicebaked
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- May 22, 2003
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Which Airline?
A guy sitting at a bar at Gatwick, noticed a really beautiful woman
sitting next to him. He thought to himself: "Wow, she's so gorgeous she
must be a flight attendant.... But which airline does she work for?"
Hoping to pick her up, he leaned towards her and uttered the Delta
slogan:
"Love to fly and it shows?"
She gave him a blank, confused stare and he immediately thought to
himself:
"Damn, she doesn't work for Delta."
A moment later, another slogan popped into his head. He leaned towards
her again, "Something special in the air?"
She gave him the same confused look... He mentally kicked himself, and
scratched American Airlines off the list.
Next he tried the Thai Airways slogan: "Smooth as Silk."
This time the woman turned on him and snarled "What the F*** do you WANT?!"
The man then smiled knowingly, slumped back in his chair, and said to himself--
"Ahhhhh, she works for US Airways."
A guy sitting at a bar at Gatwick, noticed a really beautiful woman
sitting next to him. He thought to himself: "Wow, she's so gorgeous she
must be a flight attendant.... But which airline does she work for?"
Hoping to pick her up, he leaned towards her and uttered the Delta
slogan:
"Love to fly and it shows?"
She gave him a blank, confused stare and he immediately thought to
himself:
"Damn, she doesn't work for Delta."
A moment later, another slogan popped into his head. He leaned towards
her again, "Something special in the air?"
She gave him the same confused look... He mentally kicked himself, and
scratched American Airlines off the list.
Next he tried the Thai Airways slogan: "Smooth as Silk."
This time the woman turned on him and snarled "What the F*** do you WANT?!"
The man then smiled knowingly, slumped back in his chair, and said to himself--
"Ahhhhh, she works for US Airways."