We all need a good laugh!

[IMisstheAladdinTrays]

Hope this is okay to post here. Was sent to me as an E-mail.


A guy sitting at an airport bar in Atlanta noticed a fat old woman sitting next to him. He thought to himself, "Wow, she's ####in large she must be a flight attendant. But which airline does she work for?"
Hoping to gain her attention, he leaned towards her and uttered the Delta slogan," Love to fly and it shows?"
She gave him a blank, confused stare and he immediately thought to himself, "Nope, not Delta."
A moment later, another slogan popped into his head. He leaned towards her again, "Something special in the air?"
She gave him the same confused look. He mentally kicked himself, and scratched American Airlines off the list. Next he tried the United slogan, "I would really love to fly your friendly skies?"
This time the woman savagely turned on him, "What the #### do you want?"
The man smiled, then slumped back in his chair, and said.... "Ahhh, US Airways !"

 

[allstrike]

 

[scot]

Maybe I'll dig out one I got. Very politically incorrect, as it insults both Gays and Middle Easterners in the same joke.

Do you need a vacation? B)
Lets not and say we didnt. OK?

 

[700UW]

Freedom of Speech only applies to the government restricting your speech, not private enterprise.

And you can't yell fire in a crowded movie theater, so in reality there is no such thing as freedom of speech.

 

[BuffaloJoe]

Do you need a vacation? B)
Lets not and say we didnt. OK?

How about some Pollock jokes? 🙄

 

[Seatacus]

Geez I could be the Don Imus of US Aviation. I guess free speech really isn't free is it?

If Don Imus was still on the air would he get in trouble for speaking of the passing of Don Ho? Just curious..... :huh:

 

[N924PS]

How about some Pollock jokes? 🙄

As in Bill Pollock?

 

[BuffaloJoe]

As in Bill Pollock?

I will not indulge in any jokes today. :eye: