KCFlyer
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On a somewhat different note, Heaven. " I F " a Heaven does exist, trust me, there will be a SHITE LOAD of very surprised people. People who will be IN SHOCK, when they see people they know, and they'll say " How did you get here" ? " You weren't BORN AGAIN ". " You weren't a true believer". Or " You're a JEW " or " You never believed in Jesus". Sooner or later the Creator/God will call the assembly to order, without any JESUS in sight. At this point, the Creator will explain that it was very obvious to him, that many tactics were necessary to accomplish the " BOTTOM LINE", that being to get as many people as possible, ALL TOGETHER, which was HIS, Bottom Line !!!!!!!!!!! Trust me, It's NOT, or WASN'T Rocket Science !!
Reminds me of an old joke...
A Catholic dies and goes to heaven. St Peter meets him at the gate and says "Catholic - go down that hall to room 13, but be very quiet passing room 9"
A Muslim dies and goes to heaven. St Peter meets him a the gate and says "Muslim - go down this hall to room 20, but be very quiet passing room 9"
A Jew dies and goes to heaven. St Peter meets him at the gate and says "Jewish - go down that hall to room 17, but be very quiet passing room 9"
The Jewish man pauses and asks St Peter "You have told me and the fellows before me to be very quiet passing room 9...why is this?"
St Peter replied "Oh, those are the Baptists and they think they are the only ones here."