Decision 2004
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- Mar 12, 2004
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Shut the Puck Up - Here the Song Here
Shut The Puck Up
(Words & Music Ó 2004 Pete Cugno)
This isn’t how it’s supposed to be
A winter without hockey
Is like a beer fridge without any beer
It’s just so empty and cold
Because our season was stole(n)
For reasons that are not very clear
Well the players don’t want no salary cap
The owners all cry, “we’re poor!â€
But it’s hard to feel sorry for either sob story
When I can’t even afford tickets anymore
Chorus: So shut the puck up
Bring back our game
All you owners and players do
Is whine and complain
Hey if you can’t make ends meet
On all the money you earn
Then you should get out of hockey
And give someone else a turn
And shut the puck up
For years my wife and me
Watched the hockey on TV
And got it on as much as we could
Yes every Saturday night
I’d put my helmet on tight
And give her “two minutes for looking so goodâ€
But now I don’t get no action
My wife she’s never in the mood
And I just don’t get the same satisfaction
Out of watching Jeopardy in the nude
Chorus: So shut the puck up
Enough is enough
Why don’t you try digging ditches
If you think your jobs are so tough
Or try teaching a classroom
Or saving a life
Or if you really want tough
Take a body check from my wife
And shut the puck up
From the diehard fans to the concession stands
To the sports bars – they’re all out of luck
Yes the business is down in every hockey town
Mon ami - this lockout she suck!
But it don’t stop there you bunch of greedy millionaires
Oh no - it’s much worse than you think
This year my friend Tony has to drive his Zamboni
On the ice on my backyard rink
Chorus: So shut the puck up
Don’t get your nose out of joint
And throw away the whole season
Just so you can make a point
You know that sooner or later
Both sides will have to agree
It’s like a rectal exam - get it over with quickly
And shut the puck up
We all miss our teams
You’ve turned out the lights
On every little boy’s dreams
Call it a strike or a lockout
Call it what you wish
I call it a kick in the ass to the fans who made you rich
So SHUT THE PUCK UP!
Shut The Puck Up
(Words & Music Ó 2004 Pete Cugno)
This isn’t how it’s supposed to be
A winter without hockey
Is like a beer fridge without any beer
It’s just so empty and cold
Because our season was stole(n)
For reasons that are not very clear
Well the players don’t want no salary cap
The owners all cry, “we’re poor!â€
But it’s hard to feel sorry for either sob story
When I can’t even afford tickets anymore
Chorus: So shut the puck up
Bring back our game
All you owners and players do
Is whine and complain
Hey if you can’t make ends meet
On all the money you earn
Then you should get out of hockey
And give someone else a turn
And shut the puck up
For years my wife and me
Watched the hockey on TV
And got it on as much as we could
Yes every Saturday night
I’d put my helmet on tight
And give her “two minutes for looking so goodâ€
But now I don’t get no action
My wife she’s never in the mood
And I just don’t get the same satisfaction
Out of watching Jeopardy in the nude
Chorus: So shut the puck up
Enough is enough
Why don’t you try digging ditches
If you think your jobs are so tough
Or try teaching a classroom
Or saving a life
Or if you really want tough
Take a body check from my wife
And shut the puck up
From the diehard fans to the concession stands
To the sports bars – they’re all out of luck
Yes the business is down in every hockey town
Mon ami - this lockout she suck!
But it don’t stop there you bunch of greedy millionaires
Oh no - it’s much worse than you think
This year my friend Tony has to drive his Zamboni
On the ice on my backyard rink
Chorus: So shut the puck up
Don’t get your nose out of joint
And throw away the whole season
Just so you can make a point
You know that sooner or later
Both sides will have to agree
It’s like a rectal exam - get it over with quickly
And shut the puck up
We all miss our teams
You’ve turned out the lights
On every little boy’s dreams
Call it a strike or a lockout
Call it what you wish
I call it a kick in the ass to the fans who made you rich
So SHUT THE PUCK UP!
