Rules For The Ramp..Title Edited

[JoeDirt]

While your at it go ahead and mark it "FRAGILE" I will be real carefull with it.

 

[orioleman]

fly
I spend alot of time in t2 smoke room... Joe knows I have his back,,, its all good,,,

 

[pjirish317]

13-earplugs optional, I-Pods mandatory.

 

[JoeDirt]

14. All stupidity must be followed by a question (are you OK?) before laughter can commence.

 

[Hadenough]

15 The following training classes are required.
Cussing Like A Sailor 101 followed by.........Reading lips of those cussing like a sailor 102.


This is great. I saw alot of violations tonight. I think I might need a shop steward.

 

[Hadenough]

Im sure the other groups could come up with their own rules. Not to try to make light of the current situtation.

Joe is right "A sense of humor is a must in this industry".

I got your back too Joe.

 

[flybynite]

fly
I spend alot of time in t2 smoke room... Joe knows I have his back,,, its all good,,,

Cool.

 

[JoeDirt]

16. Sentences that begin with, "Don't tell anyone, but your not going to believe what I did last night...." are a bad idea.

 

[Dog Wonder]

17. If your name is on a stall wall with a ramp slut who looks like she was blown up like a balloon, erase it.

 

[orioleman]

rule 17..
if you find womens lingerie laying around it must be hung to dry in t2 smoke room,, it drives the boys nuts

 

[lithuanian]

15 The following training classes are required.
Cussing Like A Sailor 101 followed by.........Reading lips of those cussing like a sailor 102.
This is great. I saw alot of violations tonight. I think I might need a shop steward.

Since this it the latest JOKE! It is really time to take Charge. No JOKING! I have already written John Edwards. Yes, there are plenty of issues but if enough of us write the candidates websites, eventually they will take notice. The Democrates will insult Senator McCain (R candidate). He will have to deal with a home town company to elevate the Republicans. It is well known Doug Parker has contributed millions to McCains campaign. Pay Attention! This is YOUR FUTURE.

 

[YVINTERN]

19. Before hitting other baggage carts and making dents, make sure passengers are not watching or capturing you on video!

 

[Dog Wonder]

19. Before hitting other baggage carts and making dents, make sure passengers are not watching or capturing you on video!

20. Baggage carts are like 1979 pickups. No one knows where the dents came from. No one cares.

 

[orioleman]

should be RULE #1 ..
but this is for the westies

THY shall NOT load or unload an aircraft with ONLY 1 bin guy...

 

[JoeDirt]

21. If something gets under your skin keep it to yourself. All chinks in personal armor will be exploited fully.