USCREW
Veteran
That's my favorite. I usually say, "Only if you plan on coming back"!I love it when someone says "I'm American, do I have to fill that out?"
I always have to hide my pen first. It's hard to say with a straight face that I don't have one when it's sticking way out of the top of my pocket. I'm not sharing my NASA space pen with anyone.My favorite is when the Customs & Immigration forms get handed out, passengers scream" wadd ya mean, you don't have pens for us??"
Airplane ride...not a Staples