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cltrat
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maybe Brutus lite he needs about 80 lbs and a bunch of 'roids to look like that
JoeDirt
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It could also be after the "Brutus" on the Popeye cartoon.
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doing it on my knees
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Met a new hire one morning and and introduced myself. We shook hands and something was wrong.... Our hands peeled apart... I know, I know. I'll give you all a few moments to regain composure. Needless to say I called him out on this.
Me: "What the f--k was that?"
New Hire: It's sticky.
Me: "No sh-t Sherlock!"
New Hire: I just ate an orange and...
Me: "F--king gross!!!!!!!!"
I walked away and he was know as "Sticky Fingers" from then on.
Me: "What the f--k was that?"
New Hire: It's sticky.
Me: "No sh-t Sherlock!"
New Hire: I just ate an orange and...
Me: "F--king gross!!!!!!!!"
I walked away and he was know as "Sticky Fingers" from then on.
USCREW
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There's an F/A in DCA that looks exactly like a Klingon (Star Trek). Same build, same hair, same teeth...
I hope KLINGON doesn't pop out of my mouth one day!
I hope KLINGON doesn't pop out of my mouth one day!
lildutchgrl
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I know who you are talking about. We have a Captain nicknamed Captain In A Mood. There is one pilot who always introduces us as his sky muffins, then gives us the names Buffy, Boots, and Princess.
Prince of PAWOBs
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PIT Express had a few memorable characters:
Jet Blast, who had a high-pitched voice that could curdle milk. He was one of the laziest agents I'd ever seen. Screwed a lot of equipment up by neglect. Managed to avoid getting fired for years.
At the opposite end of the spectrum was Paint Chips, who got his name by telling other agents that he actually did eat the paint off of the walls of his room when he was much younger. He was as strong as an ox with a temper to match, which got him fired when he punched out a windshield with his fist.
Polo was a name seen inside numerous Express aircraft, and he worked at PIT, too. He had another, more popular nickname, but he was a good guy, so I won't reveal it in order to prevent retaliation by the corporate goons. I'm not even sure he was responsible for the graffiti in the first place, but I can be certain he worked just about every aircraft that came through PIT while he was there. He might not have been as popular as Ali bin Haseem or Coneman, but I'm sure a lot of agents systemwide wondered who he was.
We had Jetway Joe, Shrek, Chocks, Fat B@$+ard, Gunslinger, and of course...
Yours Truly
Jet Blast, who had a high-pitched voice that could curdle milk. He was one of the laziest agents I'd ever seen. Screwed a lot of equipment up by neglect. Managed to avoid getting fired for years.
At the opposite end of the spectrum was Paint Chips, who got his name by telling other agents that he actually did eat the paint off of the walls of his room when he was much younger. He was as strong as an ox with a temper to match, which got him fired when he punched out a windshield with his fist.
Polo was a name seen inside numerous Express aircraft, and he worked at PIT, too. He had another, more popular nickname, but he was a good guy, so I won't reveal it in order to prevent retaliation by the corporate goons. I'm not even sure he was responsible for the graffiti in the first place, but I can be certain he worked just about every aircraft that came through PIT while he was there. He might not have been as popular as Ali bin Haseem or Coneman, but I'm sure a lot of agents systemwide wondered who he was.
We had Jetway Joe, Shrek, Chocks, Fat B@$+ard, Gunslinger, and of course...
Yours Truly
USCREW
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I know Captain In-A-Mood (rhymes with his last name).
Mr. Sunshine with the bushy eyebrows.
YVINTERN
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I know who you're talking about...Sheesh...Isn't that like sexual harassment lol
What about Crumpet, Mistress Supervisor , and MacD'el...Funny CSAs at DCA..
28L_or_10R?
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Hey I know who that is .. is it Mike C.. now some sort of manager.
he used to be a manager in lAX
No. That's not him. This kid was a ramper. The person of which you speak is nicknamed Tony Soprano. Definitely not a retard. Just mean. He's smart as a fox, actually. I got along with him well but he could be verbally abusive to others.
Just a few that are and have been popular in our neck of the woods:
Dirt, Talulla, Hetta Hopper, Fuzzy, Big Curly, Buttrow, Possum Head, HP, Knuckles, Full Metal Jacket, Iron Maiden, Mud Turtle, Fast Eddy, Lil Dutch Girl, PRP, Peruvian Princess, Velvet Mafia, Oval, Redbone, Buttons, Beachball, Gas Grill, Stinky, Hitch, Big Dawg, Troll, Pumpkin, squirrel bait, glass back, Nick at Night, ...just to name a few. B)
Dirt, Talulla, Hetta Hopper, Fuzzy, Big Curly, Buttrow, Possum Head, HP, Knuckles, Full Metal Jacket, Iron Maiden, Mud Turtle, Fast Eddy, Lil Dutch Girl, PRP, Peruvian Princess, Velvet Mafia, Oval, Redbone, Buttons, Beachball, Gas Grill, Stinky, Hitch, Big Dawg, Troll, Pumpkin, squirrel bait, glass back, Nick at Night, ...just to name a few. B)
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rat tales
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Hey Joe,
We forgot about "A-K"! He has an extreme affinity for guns. There was this one guy from LGA who kept hounding and making fun of him. One day "A-K" came in to work and handed something to this guy and told him "this has your name on it". He opened his palm and found this polished .45 caliber bullet with the guys name engraved across it. That was the last day I ever heard anything smart said to "A-K"'s face.
We forgot about "A-K"! He has an extreme affinity for guns. There was this one guy from LGA who kept hounding and making fun of him. One day "A-K" came in to work and handed something to this guy and told him "this has your name on it". He opened his palm and found this polished .45 caliber bullet with the guys name engraved across it. That was the last day I ever heard anything smart said to "A-K"'s face.
