NICKNAMES

[Dog Wonder]

Let's see

Swamp Thing, not the one they call Rampthing a different creature altogether. Came from EWR maybe the Pine Barrens who knows. Definitely the product of chemical pollution.

Herman Munster who could do that Herman walk all shift.

The Missing Link, a dead ringer for a Time magazine cover of the same name.

The Tasmanian Devil, short, broad shouldered, and more hair than any gorilla.

Magilla, after being called a Ramp Ape by a customer.

Another Dogsh!t after being ordered as a new hire to clean some up as a new hire. Kept the name until he retired .

Debbie Does`Dallas was a Customer Service Agent who may have.

 

[JoeDirt]

Funny thing is if you use these people's real names a lot of folks have no idea who you are talking about but if you refer to them by their nickname they will know exactly who you are talking about.

 

[YVINTERN]

Funny thing is if you use these people's real names a lot of folks have no idea who you are talking about but if you refer to them by their nickname they will know exactly who you are talking about.

Which is Sad then we have MayDay Malone in Boston, if you work Shuttle you'd know who I'm talking about...he got his nickname from throwing packages into the carts 5 feet away from the belt loader and was dubbed MayDay because everytime he threw it never made it.

 

[Harry Callahan]

Funny thing is if you use these people's real names a lot of folks have no idea who you are talking about but if you refer to them by their nickname they will know exactly who you are talking about.

That is the thing with doughnut.......
Now Joe tell or some one who can do this better than me, please tell the people about "powdered dougnut" our one man wrecking crew.

 

[orioleman]

i shudder to wonder what my nickname might be. We dont do that upstairs.

UPSTAIRS ??? I'm confused shannon does Wendy's have 2 floors now

 

[Dog Wonder]

Funny thing is if you use these people's real names a lot of folks have no idea who you are talking about but if you refer to them by their nickname they will know exactly who you are talking about.

And then there is Paige who needs no nickname

 

[orioleman]

I'm pretty sure your nickname is "sorry, this flight is full"

here's one for ya Shannon . How about Hottie in the blue dress . with a fresh scent of cinnamon.

 

[orioleman]

never underestimate the value of some good "ramp candy"

Goldilocks a new hire in training sleeping on a senior rampers favorite smoke room sofa


Bin-shy no explaining needed

Rat,
that still infuriates the H*ll out of me . Why that loser is still around.

good one.

 

[orioleman]

"Count Chockula" or just "The Count"

He looks a lot like the character on the front of the chocolate cerial box.

Joe,
I would have to say he has a very strong resemblance to "Fredo" from the Godfather.
and sometimes with all the P.A talk he should have been taken care of already. If you know what I mean

 

[binderella]

We had a guy called "pockets" because he always had his hands in his pockets.
Another guy got the name "money shot" cause he left his badge lying around by accident and one of his buddies xeroxed it and pasted the head shot onto some nasty german smut pics. The resulting images were posted on almost every surface in every breakroom, and of course, The Wall of Fame.

 

[orioleman]

Joe,
help me out with this one. PEANUT.

I think it had to do with a animal named PEANUT that got killed in his care . Not sure.

 

[cltrat]

And then there is Paige who needs no nickname

you mean "Bitter Beer Face"?

 

[rat tales]

Joe, how about the guy they call "Dr. Death"? No one thinks about him any more 'cause he disappeared to Catering but he was the one you knew you were going to die that day if you were teamed up with him!

 

[JoeDirt]

"Lurch"

The name came from the butler in the TV show Addams Family. This guy is huge. About 7'+ tall and moved kinda slow. Seemed to be about as sharp as the character on the show too. He has moved on to work as a manager for another airline.

 

[JoeDirt]

"Handsfree"

When this guy was a rookie he was standing at the end of a beltloader unloading bag. He was talking on his cell phone which was tucked up under his ear muffs. When asked what the he!! was that all about his reply was "Gotta keep the hands free".