National Weather Service Bulletin

[Pacemaker]

The NWS has issued an advisory stating that spring is on hold, pending a satisfactory resolution to the US Airways pilot pension dilemma.
A NWS spokesman went on to say that if the pilots' pension is not immediately terminated, the Sun will be liquidated and earth will enter a new ice age.

 

[oldiebutgoody]

I'm getting another set of "woolies". I think it's going to be a long, cold winter.

 

[chipmunn]

Pacemaker:

Thanks for the creative and cute post. It brought a little chuckle to the grim situation.

Chip