Merry Christmas

[Glenn Quagmire]

From someone else:

"Will I get everything I asked Santa for this year?"

No.....

Santa's a fraud. I hate to bust it out like that, but someone had to say it.

Might as well have been me.

For the record, there's a few other things that are fake, so lets get those on the table too, while I have the time, and am logged in for a few minutes.

Things that do NOT exist.....

Easter Bunny
Tooth Fairy
SAMCRO
Honest Lawyer
Free Hooker
Wife that likes porn
Obamacare
Man in the moon

Fake boobs are NOT fake. Not if I'm touching them.......

I might as well tell you, there's also no such things as the perfect wife, which to me is: A rich super model that's blind, deaf, dumb, a mute with big tits and owns a beer distributor and a Harley dealership.

Have a Merry Christmas."

Merry Christmas everyone. Try not to take everything too seriously for the next day or so. Live!

 

[xUT]

From someone else:

"Will I get everything I asked Santa for this year?"

No.....

Santa's a fraud. I hate to bust it out like that, but someone had to say it.

Might as well have been me.

For the record, there's a few other things that are fake, so lets get those on the table too, while I have the time, and am logged in for a few minutes.

Things that do NOT exist.....

Easter Bunny
Tooth Fairy
SAMCRO
Honest Lawyer
Free Hooker
Wife that likes porn
Obamacare
Man in the moon

Fake boobs are NOT fake. Not if I'm touching them.......

I might as well tell you, there's also no such things as the perfect wife, which to me is: A rich super model that's blind, deaf, dumb, a mute with big tits and owns a beer distributor and a Harley dealership.

Have a Merry Christmas."

Merry Christmas everyone. Try not to take everything too seriously for the next day or so. Live!

Merry Christmas to you as well!
Happy Hanuka and Festivus ...etc as well!
B) xUT

 

[cltrat]

lol good stuff Glenn

Merry Christmas!

 

[delldude]

Merry Christmas

 

[southwind]

Merry Christmas!

 

[KCFlyer]

Merry Christmas.  May the day be good and the coming year even better.  

 

[SharoninSAT]

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Merry Christmas everyone...

 

[Force Majeure]

Merry Christmas everyone!

A special holiday wish to all airline workers and their families. I know it can be tough to put up with the lifestyle of those who have to work these days to get all of us safely to our destinations.

And also too our all of our armed forces, foreign service personnel, and contractors supporting our mission to keep America the greatest.

 

[xUT]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTX2VR5tzjg&list=ALNb4maWNoT6RKmuUHGtnW_TXt-cbBGrTX

 

[xUT]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YAisfTzrMN0&list=ALNb4maWNoT6RKmuUHGtnW_TXt-cbBGrTX
 
Turn it up!
😛

 

[xUT]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMtuVP8Mj4o

 

[delldude]

 

[Dog Wonder]

Merry Christmas everyone. Try not to take everything too seriously for the next day or so. Live!

And for the rest of our days.

Merry Christmas.

 

[SharoninSAT]

Happy New Year!!!
http://youtu.be/F44d2IzCrKo